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Even when all the experts agree, they may well be mistaken. By Bertrand Russell Experts, Jobs, Occupations
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what’s cooking. By Anonymous Experts, Funny, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic
Incomprehensible jargon is the hallmark of a profession. By Kingman Brewster Experts, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic
If I were starting life all over again, I would go into the advertising business; it has risen with ever-growing rapidity to the dignity of an art. By Franklin D. Roosevelt Advertising, Jobs
No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. By George Bernard Shaw Consultants, Funny, Jobs, Sarcastic, Specialists
If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y plus Z, where X is work, Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. By Albert Einstein Success
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. By Albert Einstein Inspirational, Life, Positive, Uplifting, Wise
The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. By Albert Einstein Common sense
When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come close to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. By Albert Einstein Creativity, Imagination
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. By Albert Einstein Beauty, Daily quotes, Spiritual, Truth
