A lawyer’s opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. Anonymous Law, Lawyer You May Also Like A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. By Benjamin Franklin Funny, Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic Hungry men have no respect for law, authority or human life. By Marcus Garvey Hunger, Law A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. By Anonymous Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. By Charles Dickens Bad, Law, Lawyer Today even our clocks are not made of clockwork—so why should our world be? With the advent of quantum mechanics, the clockwork world has become a cosmic lottery. Fundamental events, such as the decay of a radioactive atom, are held to be determined by chance, not law. By Ian Stewart Chance, Law, Luck Use laws that are old but food that is fresh. By Periander of Corinth Advice, Law, Meaningful, Powerful, Wise You May Also Like from Anonymous Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. By Anonymous Bragging, Funny, Light, Proud Thinking is very far from knowing. By Anonymous Thinking, Thought I’m 300 percent against inflation. :) By Anonymous Economics, Funny, Inflation Habit may be likened to a cable; every day we weave a thread, and soon we cannot break it. By Anonymous Addiction, Habits The best way to give advice is to set a good example. By Anonymous Advice, Example If you drink like a fish, drink what a fish drinks. By Anonymous Abstinence, Moderation
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. By Benjamin Franklin Funny, Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic
Today even our clocks are not made of clockwork—so why should our world be? With the advent of quantum mechanics, the clockwork world has become a cosmic lottery. Fundamental events, such as the decay of a radioactive atom, are held to be determined by chance, not law. By Ian Stewart Chance, Law, Luck
Use laws that are old but food that is fresh. By Periander of Corinth Advice, Law, Meaningful, Powerful, Wise
Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. By Anonymous Bragging, Funny, Light, Proud
Habit may be likened to a cable; every day we weave a thread, and soon we cannot break it. By Anonymous Addiction, Habits
