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What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. By George Rhyne Funny, Law, Lawyer
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. By George Savile Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic
What’s the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What’s the second? Tautology. What’s the third? Tautology. By Richard Steele Funny, Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic
Never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinion you have no respect. By Anonymous Adversity, Arguing, Daily quotes, Respect
