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If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. By George Savile Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic
Today even our clocks are not made of clockwork—so why should our world be? With the advent of quantum mechanics, the clockwork world has become a cosmic lottery. Fundamental events, such as the decay of a radioactive atom, are held to be determined by chance, not law. By Ian Stewart Chance, Law, Luck
What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. By George Rhyne Funny, Law, Lawyer
I don’t want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do; I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. By J. P. Morgan Law, Lawyer
Dr. Seuss’s first book was rejected by twenty-three publishers. By Anonymous Discipline, Motivational, Perseverance, Self-Discipline, Uplifting
