No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. By George Bernard Shaw Consultants, Funny, Jobs, Sarcastic, Specialists
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. By George Bernard Shaw Dentists, Doctors, Toothache
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth. By George Bernard Shaw Happiness, Hell, Life, Powerful, Short
Virtue consists, not in abstaining from vice, but in not desiring it. By George Bernard Shaw Vice, Virtue
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it’s the funniest joke in the world. By George Bernard Shaw Funny, Truth
Money is indeed the most important thing in the world; and all sound and successful personal and national morality should have this fact for its basis. By George Bernard Shaw Money, Success
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. By George Bernard Shaw Religion
The price of ability does not depend on merit, but on supply and demand. By George Bernard Shaw Economics, Merit, Supply and demand, Thrift
The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. By George Bernard Shaw Infidelity
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. By George Bernard Shaw Death, Funny, Laughing, Life, Sarcastic
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable. By George Bernard Shaw Ethics, Morality
