No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. By George Bernard Shaw Consultants, Funny, Jobs, Sarcastic, Specialists
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. By George Bernard Shaw Dentists, Doctors, Toothache
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it’s the funniest joke in the world. By George Bernard Shaw Funny, Truth
Money is indeed the most important thing in the world; and all sound and successful personal and national morality should have this fact for its basis. By George Bernard Shaw Money, Success
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. By George Bernard Shaw Religion
The price of ability does not depend on merit, but on supply and demand. By George Bernard Shaw Economics, Merit, Supply and demand, Thrift
The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. By George Bernard Shaw Infidelity
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. By George Bernard Shaw Death, Funny, Laughing, Life, Sarcastic
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable. By George Bernard Shaw Ethics, Morality
Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; and do not outlive yourself. By George Bernard Shaw Health, Wise
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. By George Bernard Shaw Duty
I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worthwhile. By George Bernard Shaw Convalescence, Funny, Health, Illness
