It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous. By Robert Benchley Fame
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with it’s just compounding the felony. By Robert Benchley Drink
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. By Robert Benchley Economics, Family, Thrift
I don’t trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. By Robert Benchley Bankers, Banking, Risk, Sarcastic