Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. By Stewart L. McKinley Accountants, Accounting, Ecologists, Ecology
The postwar architecture is the accountant’s revenge on the prewar businessmen’s dreams. By Rem Koolhaas Accountants, Accounting, Architects, Architecture, Sarcastic
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant—even if he wanted to be one? By Jackie Mason Accountants, Accounting
Is a certified public accountant upper-lower middle class or lower-upper middle class? By Charles Merrill Smith Accountants, Accounting
Figures won’t lie, but liars will figure. By Charles H. Grosvenor (attrib.) Accountants, Accounting, Facts, Funny, Lying
When they hear, “How do I love thee, let me count the ways,” it’s the counting part that interests them. By Anonymous Accountants, Accounting
The pocket protectors are to keep people from getting to their hearts. By Anonymous Accountants, Accounting
Accountants are perpetually fighting their shiny pants, green eyeshades, number-cruncher image. By Albert Newgarden Accountants, Accounting
