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When they hear, “How do I love thee, let me count the ways,” it’s the counting part that interests them. By Anonymous Accountants, Accounting
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The pocket protectors are to keep people from getting to their hearts. By Anonymous Accountants, Accounting
Is a certified public accountant upper-lower middle class or lower-upper middle class? By Charles Merrill Smith Accountants, Accounting
The first faults are theirs that commit them, the second theirs that permit them. By Anonymous Faults, Mistakes, Wise
Always look on the bright side of things—but if you’re buying something, look on both sides. By Anonymous Positive, Powerful, Shopping, Trust
The difference between conviction and prejudice is that you can defend a conviction without getting angry. By Anonymous Anger, Convinction, Prejudice, Wise
