I may be forty, but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there’s never one around. Anonymous Age, Aging, Middle Age You May Also Like My only fear is that I may live too long. By Thomas Jefferson Age, Aging, Middle Age You’re only as old as you act / as you feel you are. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Inspirational, Old age, Positive If you don’t leam to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you grow old. By Edgar Watson Howe Age, Aging, Fun, Laughter, Old age I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. By Rodney Dangerfleld Aging, Food, Funny The greatest thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been. By Madeleine L’Engle Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age You know you’re getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age You May Also Like from Anonymous He’s never been very successful. When opportunity knocks, he complains about the noise. By Anonymous Failure, Opportunity, Success No guts, no glory. By Anonymous Courage, Daily quotes, Daring, Life, Risk At twenty, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it’s thinking of us; at forty, we discover it isn’t thinking about us at all. By Anonymous Powerful, Thoughtful, Wise What seems so necessary today may not even be desirable tomorrow. By Anonymous Priorities If you think that praise is due, now’s the time to show it, ’cause a man can’t read his tombstone when he’s dead. By Anonymous Death, Praise A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure. By Anonymous Crisis, Daily quotes, Positive, Pressure, Stress
You’re only as old as you act / as you feel you are. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Inspirational, Old age, Positive
If you don’t leam to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you grow old. By Edgar Watson Howe Age, Aging, Fun, Laughter, Old age
I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. By Rodney Dangerfleld Aging, Food, Funny
The greatest thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been. By Madeleine L’Engle Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
You know you’re getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
He’s never been very successful. When opportunity knocks, he complains about the noise. By Anonymous Failure, Opportunity, Success
At twenty, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it’s thinking of us; at forty, we discover it isn’t thinking about us at all. By Anonymous Powerful, Thoughtful, Wise
If you think that praise is due, now’s the time to show it, ’cause a man can’t read his tombstone when he’s dead. By Anonymous Death, Praise
A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure. By Anonymous Crisis, Daily quotes, Positive, Pressure, Stress
