I may be forty, but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there’s never one around. Anonymous Age, Aging, Middle Age You May Also Like If you don’t leam to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you grow old. By Edgar Watson Howe Age, Aging, Fun, Laughter, Old age Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age. By Gore Vidal Age, Aging, Middle Age An actress told Bob Hope she was “approaching forty.” The comedian couldn’t help wondering from what direction. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age We grow too soon old and too late smart. By Pennsylvania Dutch saying Age, Aging, Old age, Wisdom Children are a great comfort in your old age—and they help you to reach it faster, too. By Lionel M. Kauffman Age, Aging, Children, Funny, Middle Age The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. By Art Linkletter Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age You May Also Like from Anonymous Don’t Blame Yourself. Addiction is a disease. You didn’t cause it. You can’t cure it. And you can’t control it. It’s not your fault. Be gentle with yourself. By Anonymous Addiction, Habits Habit may be likened to a cable; every day we weave a thread, and soon we cannot break it. By Anonymous Addiction, Habits Moderation in all things. By Anonymous Abstinence, Moderation, Wisdom, Wise The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. By Anonymous Diet, Food, Love We are apt to remember most vividly what we would most like to forget. By Anonymous Memory The love that lasts is the love that’s last. By Anonymous Love, Romantic
If you don’t leam to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you grow old. By Edgar Watson Howe Age, Aging, Fun, Laughter, Old age
An actress told Bob Hope she was “approaching forty.” The comedian couldn’t help wondering from what direction. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
Children are a great comfort in your old age—and they help you to reach it faster, too. By Lionel M. Kauffman Age, Aging, Children, Funny, Middle Age
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. By Art Linkletter Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
Don’t Blame Yourself. Addiction is a disease. You didn’t cause it. You can’t cure it. And you can’t control it. It’s not your fault. Be gentle with yourself. By Anonymous Addiction, Habits
Habit may be likened to a cable; every day we weave a thread, and soon we cannot break it. By Anonymous Addiction, Habits
