I may be forty, but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there’s never one around. Anonymous Age, Aging, Middle Age You May Also Like Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. By Tom Stoppard Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age, Wisdom Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. By Groucho Marx Age, Aging, Middle Age When you are about thirty-five years old, something terrible always happens to music. By Steve Race Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age, Music Old age doesn’t keep men from chasing women; they just have trouble remembering why. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Old age I’m excited about the aging process. I’m more interested in women who aren’t perfect. They’re more compelling. By Emma Watson Age, Aging, Compelling, Perfection, Persuasive I’m not interested in age. People who tell their age are silly. You’re as young as you feel. By Elizabeth Arden Age, Aging, Old age, Young, Youth You May Also Like from Anonymous To err is human, but to really screw up requires a computer. By Anonymous Mistakes, Technology Opportunity knocks but once. By Anonymous Opportunity, Wise Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you. By Anonymous Insanity, Paranoia Rule No. 1: The client is always right. Rule No. 2: If the client is ever wrong, reread Rule No. 1. By Anonymous Business, Clients, Marketing Love your enemy—it’ll drive him nuts. By Anonymous Enemies You’re only as old as you act / as you feel you are. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Inspirational, Old age, Positive
When you are about thirty-five years old, something terrible always happens to music. By Steve Race Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age, Music
Old age doesn’t keep men from chasing women; they just have trouble remembering why. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Old age
I’m excited about the aging process. I’m more interested in women who aren’t perfect. They’re more compelling. By Emma Watson Age, Aging, Compelling, Perfection, Persuasive
I’m not interested in age. People who tell their age are silly. You’re as young as you feel. By Elizabeth Arden Age, Aging, Old age, Young, Youth
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you. By Anonymous Insanity, Paranoia
Rule No. 1: The client is always right. Rule No. 2: If the client is ever wrong, reread Rule No. 1. By Anonymous Business, Clients, Marketing
You’re only as old as you act / as you feel you are. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Inspirational, Old age, Positive
