Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. Elbert Hubbard Age, Aging, Fun, Insurance, Middle Age You May Also Like A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. By Edgar Watson Howe Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age, Women Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. By Elbert Hubbard Age, Aging, Funny, Men, Middle Age Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle. By Edna Ferber Age, Aging, Funny, Old age The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. By Muhammad Ali Age, Aging, Life, Middle Age, Wisdom Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. By Tom Stoppard Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age, Wisdom My only fear is that I may live too long. By Thomas Jefferson Age, Aging, Middle Age You May Also Like from Elbert Hubbard The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. By Elbert Hubbard Mistakes, Motivational, Positive, Uplifting One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. By Elbert Hubbard Genius, Inspirational, Motivational, Positive To escape criticism—do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. By Elbert Hubbard Initiative, Motivational A retentive memory may be a good thing, but the ability to forget is the true token of greatness. By Elbert Hubbard Forgetfulness, Memory Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. By Elbert Hubbard Age, Aging, Funny, Men, Middle Age The reason men oppose progress is not that they hate progress, but that they love inertia. By Elbert Hubbard About change, Inertia, Life, Progress
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. By Edgar Watson Howe Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age, Women
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. By Elbert Hubbard Age, Aging, Funny, Men, Middle Age
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle. By Edna Ferber Age, Aging, Funny, Old age
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. By Muhammad Ali Age, Aging, Life, Middle Age, Wisdom
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. By Elbert Hubbard Mistakes, Motivational, Positive, Uplifting
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. By Elbert Hubbard Genius, Inspirational, Motivational, Positive
A retentive memory may be a good thing, but the ability to forget is the true token of greatness. By Elbert Hubbard Forgetfulness, Memory
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. By Elbert Hubbard Age, Aging, Funny, Men, Middle Age
The reason men oppose progress is not that they hate progress, but that they love inertia. By Elbert Hubbard About change, Inertia, Life, Progress