Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. Groucho Marx Age, Aging, Middle Age You May Also Like The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. By Muhammad Ali Age, Aging, Life, Middle Age, Wisdom He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own. By Margaret Halsey Age, Aging, Middle Age You know you’re getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. By Henry Ford Age, Aging, Learning, Old age, Young Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age. By Gore Vidal Age, Aging, Middle Age My only fear is that I may live too long. By Thomas Jefferson Age, Aging, Middle Age You May Also Like from Groucho Marx There is one way to find out if a man is honest—ask him. If he says “yes,” you know he is crooked. By Groucho Marx Honesty A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. By Groucho Marx Health, Medical services
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. By Muhammad Ali Age, Aging, Life, Middle Age, Wisdom
He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own. By Margaret Halsey Age, Aging, Middle Age
You know you’re getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. By Henry Ford Age, Aging, Learning, Old age, Young
There is one way to find out if a man is honest—ask him. If he says “yes,” you know he is crooked. By Groucho Marx Honesty