You’re not as young as you used to be / But you’re not as old as you’re going to be / So watch it! Irish saying Age, Aging, Old age You May Also Like Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle. By Edna Ferber Age, Aging, Funny, Old age Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. By George Jean Nathan Age, Aging, Funny, Humor, Middle Age I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. By Rodney Dangerfleld Aging, Food, Funny Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom. By Ruth Gordon Age, Aging, Boredom, Middle Age I’ll never make the mistake of bein’ seventy again! By Casey Stengel Age, Aging, Funny, Life, Old age I’m excited about the aging process. I’m more interested in women who aren’t perfect. They’re more compelling. By Emma Watson Age, Aging, Compelling, Perfection, Persuasive
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle. By Edna Ferber Age, Aging, Funny, Old age
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. By George Jean Nathan Age, Aging, Funny, Humor, Middle Age
I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. By Rodney Dangerfleld Aging, Food, Funny
I’ll never make the mistake of bein’ seventy again! By Casey Stengel Age, Aging, Funny, Life, Old age
I’m excited about the aging process. I’m more interested in women who aren’t perfect. They’re more compelling. By Emma Watson Age, Aging, Compelling, Perfection, Persuasive
