Let us now praise famous men, and our fathers that begat us. By The Apocrypha, Ecclesiasticus 44:1 Awards
People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes? By Neil Simon Awards, Funny
Whenever the occasion arose, he rose to the occasion. By Jonathan Brown, on Diego de Valazquez Awards, Leadership
I don’t deserve this, but then again, I have arthritis, and I don’t deserve that either. By Jack Benny, accepting an award Awards, Funny, Uplifting
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. By Elbert Hubbard Awards, God, Uplifting
Hearing all this praise makes me feel like the soul on Judgment Day who rose, looked at the words on his tombstone, and remarked, “Either I’m in the wrong hole or someone is a terrible liar.” By Anonymus Awards, Funny, Praise
