Business is what when you don’t have any, you get out of. Anonymous Business, Funny, Sarcastic You May Also Like Rule No. 1: The client is always right. Rule No. 2: If the client is ever wrong, reread Rule No. 1. By Anonymous Business, Clients, Marketing Life is a sexually transmitted disease. By Guy Bellamy Funny, Life, Sarcastic It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don’t wrap fish in our work. By Hugh Newell Jacobsen Architects, Architecture, Footprint, Funny, Sarcastic You know you’re getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar instead of how little he can give for a dollar is bound to succeed. By Henry Ford Business, Entrepreneurs, Success Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. By Elbert Hubbard Age, Aging, Funny, Men, Middle Age You May Also Like from Anonymous I’m not talking to you for my health. By Anonymous Health If you think that praise is due, now’s the time to show it, ’cause a man can’t read his tombstone when he’s dead. By Anonymous Death, Praise Giving honors the giver. By Anonymous Giving back Beauty is only skin deep. By Anonymous Beauty A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. By Anonymous Opportunities, Pessimist Passions are like fire and water, good servants, but bad masters. By Anonymous Daily quotes, Passion
Rule No. 1: The client is always right. Rule No. 2: If the client is ever wrong, reread Rule No. 1. By Anonymous Business, Clients, Marketing
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don’t wrap fish in our work. By Hugh Newell Jacobsen Architects, Architecture, Footprint, Funny, Sarcastic
You know you’re getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar instead of how little he can give for a dollar is bound to succeed. By Henry Ford Business, Entrepreneurs, Success
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. By Elbert Hubbard Age, Aging, Funny, Men, Middle Age
If you think that praise is due, now’s the time to show it, ’cause a man can’t read his tombstone when he’s dead. By Anonymous Death, Praise
A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. By Anonymous Opportunities, Pessimist
