Business is what when you don’t have any, you get out of. Anonymous Business, Funny, Sarcastic You May Also Like If only I had a little humility, I would be perfect. By Ted Turner (attrib.) Egotism, Funny, Narcissism The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. By Casey Stengel Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong. By H. L. Mencken Funny, Problem solving Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember, even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than you do. It knows whether or not that light really does go out when the refrigerator door shuts. By Anonymous Funny, Humbleness, Knowledge, Modesty Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose honest arrogance and have seen no occasion to change. By Frank Lloyd Wright Arrogance, Funny, Honesty, Humility, Humorous All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. By Grant Wood Funny, Ideas, Light, Originality You May Also Like from Anonymous If you want a job done fast, give it to a busy person. By Anonymous Time, Timing Inspiration is everywhere. If you’re ready to appreciate it, an ant can be one of the wonders of the universe. By Anonymous Inspirational, Miracle, Powerful If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy? By Anonymous Ignorance, Intelligence Life is the only thing worth living. By Anonymous Daily quotes, Life, Worth Just say NO. By Anonymous Drugs You can’t help someone uphill without getting closer to the top yourself. By Anonymous Giving back, Help, Powerful
If only I had a little humility, I would be perfect. By Ted Turner (attrib.) Egotism, Funny, Narcissism
The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. By Casey Stengel Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong. By H. L. Mencken Funny, Problem solving
Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember, even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than you do. It knows whether or not that light really does go out when the refrigerator door shuts. By Anonymous Funny, Humbleness, Knowledge, Modesty
Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose honest arrogance and have seen no occasion to change. By Frank Lloyd Wright Arrogance, Funny, Honesty, Humility, Humorous
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. By Grant Wood Funny, Ideas, Light, Originality
Inspiration is everywhere. If you’re ready to appreciate it, an ant can be one of the wonders of the universe. By Anonymous Inspirational, Miracle, Powerful
You can’t help someone uphill without getting closer to the top yourself. By Anonymous Giving back, Help, Powerful
