To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. By Robert Copeland Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
Committee work is like a soft chair—easy to get into but hard to get out of. By Kenneth J. Shively Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
A committee can’t succeed if everybody’ s on board but nobody’s at the wheel. By Kathy Griffith Business, Committees, Leadership
Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Be as vague as possible: this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. By Harry Chapman Business, Committees, Doubt, Funny, Sarcastic
We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. By Frank Moore Colby Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. By Edward Shepherd Mead Business, Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcastic
A group of the unfit appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. By Carl C. Byers Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. By Barnett Cocks Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. By Anonymous Committees, Funny, Sarcasm, Sarcastic
Computers are definitely smarter than people. When’s the last time you heard of six computers getting together to form a committee? :) By Anonymous Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcasm
If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. By William Graham Sumner Committees, Country
