Experts should be on tap but never on top. By Winston Churchill Consultants, Experts, Hierarchy, Leadership
Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. By Robert Townsend Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. By Oscar Wilde Consultants, Funny, Ordinary, Sarcastic
After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. By Newt Hielscher Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert. By Laurence Peter Consultants, Expert, Funny, Luck, Probability
No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. By George Bernard Shaw Consultants, Funny, Jobs, Sarcastic, Specialists
The trouble with specialists is that they tend to think in grooves. By Elaine Morgan Consultants, Specialists
Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. By Doc Blakeley Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. By Blackie Sherrod Army, Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. By Arnold Glasgow Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women. By Anonymous Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
Consult: To seek another’s approval of a course already decided upon. By Ambrose Bierce Approval, Consultants, Sarcastic
