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. . . she’s so fat she’s my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She’s got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. By Joan Rivers Diet, Dieting
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. By Mark Twain Food
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books—how not to eat what you’ve just learned now to cook. By Andy Rooney Diet, Dieting, Funny
Since the crash, my broker sleeps like a baby. He wakes up every two hours and cries. By Anonymous Brokers, Funny, Sarcastic, Stock market, Wall-Street
