There are more old drunkards than old doctors. Anonymous Drink You May Also Like What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? By W. C. Fields Drink, Funny People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. By Ann Landers Drink, Sad Drink really promises you everything and gives you nothing. By Lady Nancy Astor Drink Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. By Ogden Nash Candy, Drink Better to pay the tavern keeper than the druggist. By Spanish saying Drink When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. By Jimmy Breslin Addiction, Alcohol, Drink, Funny, Habits You May Also Like from Anonymous Just the facts, ma’am. By Anonymous Facts A fat purse never lacks friends. By Anonymous Economics, Friends, Friendship, Sarcastic, Wealth He’s never been very successful. When opportunity knocks, he complains about the noise. By Anonymous Failure, Opportunity, Success Death is nature’s way of telling you to slow down. By Anonymous Death What seems so necessary today may not even be desirable tomorrow. By Anonymous Priorities Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s little acorn that held its ground. By Anonymous Discipline, Perseverance, Self-Discipline
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. By Ann Landers Drink, Sad
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. By Jimmy Breslin Addiction, Alcohol, Drink, Funny, Habits
He’s never been very successful. When opportunity knocks, he complains about the noise. By Anonymous Failure, Opportunity, Success
Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s little acorn that held its ground. By Anonymous Discipline, Perseverance, Self-Discipline
