There are more old drunkards than old doctors. Anonymous Drink You May Also Like The whole world is about three drinks behind. By Humphrey Bogart Drink, Funny He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it’s bottled. By Gene Fowler, on W. C. Fields’s fondness for aged bourbon Drink, Wine Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with it’s just compounding the felony. By Robert Benchley Drink Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. By Ogden Nash Candy, Drink When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. By Jimmy Breslin Addiction, Alcohol, Drink, Funny, Habits Drink really promises you everything and gives you nothing. By Lady Nancy Astor Drink You May Also Like from Anonymous The line between madness and genius is a permeable membrane. By Anonymous Genius Inflation is when you pay cash for something and they ask to see your driver’s license. By Anonymous Economics, Inflation Just the facts, ma’am. By Anonymous Facts Nobody gets out of it alive. By Anonymous Life The wise don’t expect to find life worth living; they make it that way. By Anonymous Attitude Peace makes plenty. By Anonymous Peace
He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it’s bottled. By Gene Fowler, on W. C. Fields’s fondness for aged bourbon Drink, Wine
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with it’s just compounding the felony. By Robert Benchley Drink
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. By Jimmy Breslin Addiction, Alcohol, Drink, Funny, Habits
Inflation is when you pay cash for something and they ask to see your driver’s license. By Anonymous Economics, Inflation
