There are more old drunkards than old doctors. Anonymous Drink You May Also Like The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. By Mark Twain Drink, Food, Funny, Health Wine maketh glad the heart of man. By Psalms 104:15 Bible verses, Drink, Wine A man is never drunk if he can lie on the floor without holding on. By Joe E. Lewis Drink Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully. By Graham Greene Drink, Truth, Wine Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. By Ogden Nash Candy, Drink Better to pay the tavern keeper than the druggist. By Spanish saying Drink You May Also Like from Anonymous If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose. By Anonymous Funny, Intelligence Life has a certain ending and uncertain timing. By Anonymous Life My friends all told me I’d never be anything but a failure at this business, so I decided to do something about it—I went out and made some new friends. By Anonymous Failure, Friends Rebellion is a phase that all children go through. By Anonymous Children, Rebellion Fame is better than fortune. By Anonymous Fame, Fortune I’m not talking to you for my health. By Anonymous Health
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. By Mark Twain Drink, Food, Funny, Health
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully. By Graham Greene Drink, Truth, Wine
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose. By Anonymous Funny, Intelligence
My friends all told me I’d never be anything but a failure at this business, so I decided to do something about it—I went out and made some new friends. By Anonymous Failure, Friends
