Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with it’s just compounding the felony. Robert Benchley Drink You May Also Like He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it’s bottled. By Gene Fowler, on W. C. Fields’s fondness for aged bourbon Drink, Wine The whole world is about three drinks behind. By Humphrey Bogart Drink, Funny Two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it. By Thomas Love Peacock Alcohol, Drink The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. By Mark Twain Drink, Food, Funny, Health Alcoholism isn’t a spectator sport. Eventually the whole family gets to play. By Joyce Rebeta-Burditt Alcohol, Drink Work is the curse of the drinking class. By Anonymous Drink, Work You May Also Like from Robert Benchley I don’t trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. By Robert Benchley Bankers, Banking, Risk, Sarcastic It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous. By Robert Benchley Fame There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. By Robert Benchley Economics, Family, Thrift
He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it’s bottled. By Gene Fowler, on W. C. Fields’s fondness for aged bourbon Drink, Wine
Two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it. By Thomas Love Peacock Alcohol, Drink
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. By Mark Twain Drink, Food, Funny, Health
Alcoholism isn’t a spectator sport. Eventually the whole family gets to play. By Joyce Rebeta-Burditt Alcohol, Drink
I don’t trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. By Robert Benchley Bankers, Banking, Risk, Sarcastic
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous. By Robert Benchley Fame
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. By Robert Benchley Economics, Family, Thrift
