Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with it’s just compounding the felony. Robert Benchley Drink You May Also Like Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy. By Samuel Johnson Alcohol, Drink Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. By Ogden Nash Candy, Drink Work is the curse of the drinking class. By Anonymous Drink, Work I drink no more than a sponge. By Francois Rabelais Drink, Funny An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do. By Dylan Thomas Alcohol, Drink Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully. By Graham Greene Drink, Truth, Wine You May Also Like from Robert Benchley There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. By Robert Benchley Economics, Family, Thrift I don’t trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. By Robert Benchley Bankers, Banking, Risk, Sarcastic It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous. By Robert Benchley Fame
Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy. By Samuel Johnson Alcohol, Drink
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully. By Graham Greene Drink, Truth, Wine
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. By Robert Benchley Economics, Family, Thrift
I don’t trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. By Robert Benchley Bankers, Banking, Risk, Sarcastic
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous. By Robert Benchley Fame
