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Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. By Josh Billings Borrowing, Credit, Economics, Income, Sarcastic
The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. By Andrew Jackson Economics, Equality, Taxes
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago it took two people to carry ten dollars’ worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it. By Henny Youngman America, Economics, Inflation, Sarcastic
Time for belt tightening. You can’t live on a million a year anymore. By Randy Newman Economics, Inflation
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you. By Anonymous Insanity, Paranoia
My friends all told me I’d never be anything but a failure at this business, so I decided to do something about it—I went out and made some new friends. By Anonymous Failure, Friends
I don’t know why they couple death and taxes. You only die once. By Anonymous Death, Economics, Funny, Taxes
