How can you tell when inflation is bad? —If you drop a dollar on the street, you get a ticket for littering. Anonymous Economics, Funny, Inflation You May Also Like People who say money can’t buy happiness just don’t know where to shop. By Tom Shivers Funny, Money, Shopping The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least possible amount of hissing. By J. B. COLBERT Funny, Taxes The longer the title, the less important the job. By George McGovern Bosses, Business, Funny, Management A man of courage never needs weapons, but he may need bail. By Ethel Watts Mumford Courage, Funny Two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort and one of ’em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, and such small portions.” By Alvy, in Annie Hall, screenplay by Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Food, Funny Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away. By Thomas Fuller Bravery, Courage, Funny, Uplifting You May Also Like from Anonymous Confidence is not trying the knob after you’ve locked the door. By Anonymous About strength, Confidence, Inspirational, Powerful God is in all of us. By Anonymous Spiritual, Spirituality Don’t wrestle with pigs; you get dirty and they enjoy it. By Anonymous Fight, Letting go, Wise An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. By Anonymous Optimist, Pessimist Forbidden fruits taste better than those that are allowed. By Anonymous Temptation Time flies when you’re having fun. By Anonymous Fun, Time, Timing
People who say money can’t buy happiness just don’t know where to shop. By Tom Shivers Funny, Money, Shopping
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least possible amount of hissing. By J. B. COLBERT Funny, Taxes
The longer the title, the less important the job. By George McGovern Bosses, Business, Funny, Management
Two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort and one of ’em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, and such small portions.” By Alvy, in Annie Hall, screenplay by Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Food, Funny
Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away. By Thomas Fuller Bravery, Courage, Funny, Uplifting
Confidence is not trying the knob after you’ve locked the door. By Anonymous About strength, Confidence, Inspirational, Powerful
An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. By Anonymous Optimist, Pessimist
