How can you tell when inflation is bad? —If you drop a dollar on the street, you get a ticket for littering. Anonymous Economics, Funny, Inflation You May Also Like There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist—the taxidermist leaves the hide. By Mortimer Caplan Economics, Sarcastic, Taxes Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. By George Jean Nathan Age, Aging, Funny, Humor, Middle Age He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. By Chinese proverb Action, Funny, Inspirational, Motivational, Wait A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. By Edgar Watson Howe Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age, Women A resume is a balance sheet without any liabilities. By Robert Half Funny A bargain is something you have to find a use for once you have bought it. By Benjamin Franklin Bargain, Buying, Economics, Thrift You May Also Like from Anonymous “Excuse me, but can you tell me how I can get to Carnegie Hall?” the tourist asked a New York City cop. “Practice, practice, practice,” he replied. By Anonymous Discipline, Funny, Hard work, Perseverance, Self-Discipline A meeting is no substitute for progress. By Anonymous Funny, Meetings, Progress, Team work Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. By Anonymous Opportunity, Wise Modesty in delivering our opinions leaves us the liberty of changing them without embarrassment. By Anonymous Modesty The minute you get the idea you’re indispensable, you aren’t. By Anonymous Self-esteem Charity begins at home. By Anonymous Giving back
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist—the taxidermist leaves the hide. By Mortimer Caplan Economics, Sarcastic, Taxes
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. By George Jean Nathan Age, Aging, Funny, Humor, Middle Age
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. By Chinese proverb Action, Funny, Inspirational, Motivational, Wait
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. By Edgar Watson Howe Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age, Women
A bargain is something you have to find a use for once you have bought it. By Benjamin Franklin Bargain, Buying, Economics, Thrift
“Excuse me, but can you tell me how I can get to Carnegie Hall?” the tourist asked a New York City cop. “Practice, practice, practice,” he replied. By Anonymous Discipline, Funny, Hard work, Perseverance, Self-Discipline
Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. By Anonymous Opportunity, Wise
Modesty in delivering our opinions leaves us the liberty of changing them without embarrassment. By Anonymous Modesty
