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The way my wife finds fault with me, you’d think there was a reward. By Jack Femmon Faults, Funny, Relationship
The meek shall inherit the world, but they’ll never increase market share. By William G. McGowan Ambition, Funny, Inspirational, Marketing, Uplifting
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose. By Anonymous Funny, Intelligence
Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. By Anonymous Bragging, Funny, Light, Proud
Life should be measured by its breadth, not its length. By Anonymous Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Wisdom
When a man falls in love with himself, it’s usually the beginning of a life-long romance. By Anonymous Narcissism, Self-esteem
