I don’t know why they couple death and taxes. You only die once. Anonymous Death, Economics, Funny, Taxes You May Also Like Excess of grief for the deceased is madness; for it is an injury to the living, and the dead know it not. By Xenophon Death, Grief, Mourning, Sad It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don’t wrap fish in our work. By Hugh Newell Jacobsen Architects, Architecture, Footprint, Funny, Sarcastic Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved. By Mark Twain Death, Grief, Mourning It hath been often said that it is not death but dying which is terrible. By Henry Fielding Death, Wise You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you knew how seldom they do. By Olin Miller Egotism, Funny, Wise Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want—and their kids pay for it. By Richard Lamm Credit, Deficits, Economics, Recession, Sarcastic You May Also Like from Anonymous Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet. By Anonymous Conscience, Powerful Variety means nothing to a hungry man. By Anonymous Diversity All’s fair in love and war. By Anonymous Love, Romantic Never trust a man who says, “Trust me.” By Anonymous Trust Fame is but the breath of the people. By Anonymous Fame, Fortune An actress told Bob Hope she was “approaching forty.” The comedian couldn’t help wondering from what direction. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
Excess of grief for the deceased is madness; for it is an injury to the living, and the dead know it not. By Xenophon Death, Grief, Mourning, Sad
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don’t wrap fish in our work. By Hugh Newell Jacobsen Architects, Architecture, Footprint, Funny, Sarcastic
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved. By Mark Twain Death, Grief, Mourning
It hath been often said that it is not death but dying which is terrible. By Henry Fielding Death, Wise
You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you knew how seldom they do. By Olin Miller Egotism, Funny, Wise
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want—and their kids pay for it. By Richard Lamm Credit, Deficits, Economics, Recession, Sarcastic
An actress told Bob Hope she was “approaching forty.” The comedian couldn’t help wondering from what direction. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
