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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. By Errol Flynn Economics, Habits, Net income, Personal finance, Thrift
An actress told Bob Hope she was “approaching forty.” The comedian couldn’t help wondering from what direction. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert. By Laurence Peter Consultants, Expert, Funny, Luck, Probability
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. By Anonymous Engineering, Engineers, Funny, Wisdom
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she’s as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
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Professionals built the Titanic; amateurs built the Ark. By Anonymous Experts, Jobs, Occupations, Professionals, Sarcastic
Inflation has made it possible for only the rich to afford a recession. By Anonymous Economics, Inflation, Recession, Rich
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