I don’t know why they couple death and taxes. You only die once. Anonymous Death, Economics, Funny, Taxes You May Also Like I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. By Samuel Goldwyn Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management A speech is a solemn responsibility. The man who makes a bad thirty-minute speech to two hundred people wastes only a half hour of his own time. But he wastes one hundred hours of the audience’s time which should be a hanging offense. By Jenkin Lloyd Jones Funny, Public speaking, Wise It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don’t wrap fish in our work. By Hugh Newell Jacobsen Architects, Architecture, Footprint, Funny, Sarcastic If you have to ask what it costs, you can’t afford it. By Anonymous Affordable, Economics, Money, Price, Thrift Budget: A mathematical confirmation of your suspicions. By A. A. Latimer Economics, Personal budget, Thrift I don’t deserve this, but then again, I have arthritis, and I don’t deserve that either. By Jack Benny, accepting an award Awards, Funny, Uplifting You May Also Like from Anonymous Peace makes plenty. By Anonymous Peace He who laughs last laughs loudest. By Anonymous Humor, Laughter Don’t tell other people your troubles. Half of them aren’t interested, and the other half thinks you deserved them. By Anonymous Problems, Resilience One man’s labor is another man’s capital. By Anonymous Business, Capital, Labor, Work Old age doesn’t keep men from chasing women; they just have trouble remembering why. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Old age It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown. By Anonymous Attitude, Happy, Hope, Smile
I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. By Samuel Goldwyn Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management
A speech is a solemn responsibility. The man who makes a bad thirty-minute speech to two hundred people wastes only a half hour of his own time. But he wastes one hundred hours of the audience’s time which should be a hanging offense. By Jenkin Lloyd Jones Funny, Public speaking, Wise
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don’t wrap fish in our work. By Hugh Newell Jacobsen Architects, Architecture, Footprint, Funny, Sarcastic
If you have to ask what it costs, you can’t afford it. By Anonymous Affordable, Economics, Money, Price, Thrift
Budget: A mathematical confirmation of your suspicions. By A. A. Latimer Economics, Personal budget, Thrift
I don’t deserve this, but then again, I have arthritis, and I don’t deserve that either. By Jack Benny, accepting an award Awards, Funny, Uplifting
Don’t tell other people your troubles. Half of them aren’t interested, and the other half thinks you deserved them. By Anonymous Problems, Resilience
Old age doesn’t keep men from chasing women; they just have trouble remembering why. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Old age
It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown. By Anonymous Attitude, Happy, Hope, Smile
