If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. Anonymous Economics, Funny, Value, Wise You May Also Like Character is what you are in the dark. By DWIGHT L. MOODY Character, Quotable, Short, Strong, Wise I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. By Noel Coward (attrib.) Funny, Memory The fool takes risks he doesn’t understand, mistaking his own past luck for skills, the crook transfers risks to others. By Nassim Nicholas Taleb Life, Risk, Risk taking, Wise The whole world is about three drinks behind. By Humphrey Bogart Drink, Funny “Giving advice” as a sales pitch is fundamentally unethical – selling cannot be deemed advice. By Nassim Nicholas Taleb Advice, Honesty, Life, Wise He would come in and say he changed his mind—which was a gilded figure of speech, because he didn’t have any. By Mark Twain Decision, Funny, Mind You May Also Like from Anonymous You go to a psychiatrist when you’re slightly cracked and keep going until you’re completely cracked. By Anonymous Depression, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. By Anonymous Depression, Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. By Anonymous Beginnings, Leadership, Progress, Success, Teamwork If you chase two rabbits, both will escape. By Anonymous Advice, Focus The greatest liar is he who talks most of himself. By Anonymous Deception, Lies, Narcissism If you don’t know, ask. By Anonymous Knowledge
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. By Noel Coward (attrib.) Funny, Memory
The fool takes risks he doesn’t understand, mistaking his own past luck for skills, the crook transfers risks to others. By Nassim Nicholas Taleb Life, Risk, Risk taking, Wise
“Giving advice” as a sales pitch is fundamentally unethical – selling cannot be deemed advice. By Nassim Nicholas Taleb Advice, Honesty, Life, Wise
He would come in and say he changed his mind—which was a gilded figure of speech, because he didn’t have any. By Mark Twain Decision, Funny, Mind
You go to a psychiatrist when you’re slightly cracked and keep going until you’re completely cracked. By Anonymous Depression, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. By Anonymous Depression, Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic
Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. By Anonymous Beginnings, Leadership, Progress, Success, Teamwork
