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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. By Alexander Wollcott (attrib.) Diet, Dieting, Wise
Profundity of thought belongs to youth, clarity of thought to old age. By Friedrich Nietzsche Clarity, Thinking, Thought, Wise, Youth
Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. By Doc Blakeley Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
To make ethical choices you cannot have dilemmas betweeen the particular (friends, family) and the general. By Nassim Nicholas Taleb Ethics, Friendship, Life, Wise
An economist is a man who talks about things you don’t understand and makes you believe it’s your fault. By Anonymous Credit, Economics
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what’s cooking. By Anonymous Experts, Funny, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you. By Anonymous Insanity, Paranoia
I may be forty, but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there’s never one around. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Middle Age
A company we know is encountering so many errors it’s thinking of buying a supercomputer to blame them on. By Anonymous Business, Mistakes, Technology
