I took a course in speed-reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It’s about Russia. By Woody Allen Funny
The closest to perfection a person comes is when he fills out a job application form. By STANLEY J. RANDALL Appearances, Funny
The reason that worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. By Robert Frost Funny, Humorous, Light, Quotable, Work
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. By Henry Ford Funny, Quotable, Thinking
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Funny, Intellectual, Taxes
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least possible amount of hissing. By J. B. COLBERT Funny, Taxes
Simply by not owning three medium-sized castles in Tuscany I have saved enough money in the last forty years on insurance premiums alone to buy a medium-sized castle in Tuscany. By Ludwig Mies van der Rohe Funny, Insurance
Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. By REGGIE LEACH Feel good, Funny, Inspirational, Success
The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax. By Albert Einstein Business, Funny, Quotable, Short, Tax
One often hears the remark “He talks too much,” but when did anyone last hear the criticism “He listens too much?” By NORMAN AUGUSTINE Advice, Funny, Listening, Powerful, Wise
