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The easiest way to stay awake during an after-dinner speech is to deliver it. By Herman Herst Jr. Funny, Public speaking
I took a course in speed-reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It’s about Russia. By Woody Allen Funny
Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument. By Richard Whateley Adversity, Dinner, Funny, Hunger
Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Be as vague as possible: this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. By Harry Chapman Business, Committees, Doubt, Funny, Sarcastic
A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. By Mervyn Stockwood Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
