Flattery is all right—if you don’t inhale. Adlai Stevenson Compliment, Funny, Praise You May Also Like Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead. By Chinese proverb Abstinence, Funny, Kindness, Moderation Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive. By Elbert Hubbard Funny, Hope, Life, Sarcastic, Uplifting It’s better to keep one’s mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and resolve all doubt. By Abraham Lincoln Doubt, Funny, Silence After my screen test, the director clapped his hands gleefully and yelled, “She can’t talk! She can’t act! She’s sensational!” By Ava Gardner Funny, Light, Talent I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. By Tammy Faye Bakker Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Shopping, Therapist Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. By Mark Twain Bragging, Funny, Quotable You May Also Like from Adlai Stevenson To the victor belong the toils. By Adlai Stevenson Success, Victory The time to stop a revolution is at the beginning, not the end. By Adlai Stevenson Revolution There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody. By Adlai Stevenson Money If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is no barking dog to be tethered on a tenfoot chain. By Adlai Stevenson Freedom, Knowledge Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public. By Adlai Stevenson Ethics, Evil, Manipulation, Morality A hungry man is not a free man. By Adlai Stevenson Freedom, Hunger
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead. By Chinese proverb Abstinence, Funny, Kindness, Moderation
Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive. By Elbert Hubbard Funny, Hope, Life, Sarcastic, Uplifting
It’s better to keep one’s mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and resolve all doubt. By Abraham Lincoln Doubt, Funny, Silence
After my screen test, the director clapped his hands gleefully and yelled, “She can’t talk! She can’t act! She’s sensational!” By Ava Gardner Funny, Light, Talent
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. By Tammy Faye Bakker Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Shopping, Therapist
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. By Mark Twain Bragging, Funny, Quotable
There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody. By Adlai Stevenson Money
If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is no barking dog to be tethered on a tenfoot chain. By Adlai Stevenson Freedom, Knowledge
Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public. By Adlai Stevenson Ethics, Evil, Manipulation, Morality
