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Love is like the measles—all the worse when it comes late in life. By Douglas Jerrold Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic
A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. By Anonymous Committees, Funny, Sarcasm, Sarcastic
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. By George Jean Nathan Age, Aging, Funny, Humor, Middle Age
If only I had a little humility, I would be perfect. By Ted Turner (attrib.) Egotism, Funny, Narcissism
The Coca Cola Company sold only four hundred Cokes in its first year of business. By Anonymous Discipline, Motivational, Perseverance, Self-Discipline, Uplifting
I may be forty, but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there’s never one around. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Middle Age
The Coca Cola Company sold only four hundred Cokes in its first year of business. By Anonymous Discipline, Motivational, Perseverance, Self-Discipline, Uplifting
