If you think nobody cares you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Anonymous Funny, Self-esteem You May Also Like The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Economics, Funny, Rewarding, Taxes Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. By Albert Einstein Funny, Humorous, Memorable, Quotable, Stupidity Forget and forgive. This is not difficult, when properly understood. It means that you are to forget inconvenient duties, and forgive yourself for forgetting. In time, by rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy. By Mark Twain Funny, Indulging, Memory Two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort and one of ’em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, and such small portions.” By Alvy, in Annie Hall, screenplay by Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Food, Funny Middle age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. By Irvin Cobb Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. By Mervyn Stockwood Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist You May Also Like from Anonymous Our homes need more electrical outlets, and more emotional outlets. By Anonymous Cute, Emotions We find our lives in losing them in the service of others. By Anonymous Giving back, Help No man is more unhappy than the one who is never in adversity; the greatest affliction of life is never to be afflicted. By Anonymous Adversity The years in your life are less important than the life in your years. By Anonymous Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Time Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet. By Anonymous Conscience, Powerful Experience is nontransferable. By Anonymous Experience
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Economics, Funny, Rewarding, Taxes
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. By Albert Einstein Funny, Humorous, Memorable, Quotable, Stupidity
Forget and forgive. This is not difficult, when properly understood. It means that you are to forget inconvenient duties, and forgive yourself for forgetting. In time, by rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy. By Mark Twain Funny, Indulging, Memory
Two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort and one of ’em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, and such small portions.” By Alvy, in Annie Hall, screenplay by Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Food, Funny
Middle age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. By Irvin Cobb Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. By Mervyn Stockwood Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
No man is more unhappy than the one who is never in adversity; the greatest affliction of life is never to be afflicted. By Anonymous Adversity
The years in your life are less important than the life in your years. By Anonymous Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Time