Wife: “You’re always wishing for something you haven’t got.” Husband: “What else is there to wish for?” Anonymous Daily quotes, Funny, Unhappiness You May Also Like Two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort and one of ’em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, and such small portions.” By Alvy, in Annie Hall, screenplay by Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Food, Funny Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. By Earl Wilson Business, Entrepreneurs, Funny Love is an ocean of emotions, entirely surrounded by expenses. By Sir James Dewar Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. By George Bernard Shaw Death, Funny, Laughing, Life, Sarcastic When a person tells you “I’ll let you know”—you know. By Olin Miller Decision, Funny, Indecision A resume is a balance sheet without any liabilities. By Robert Half Funny You May Also Like from Anonymous A clear conscience laughs at false accusations. By Anonymous Conscience He who hesitates is lost. By Anonymous Decision, Indecision More wrongs have been committed in the name of Christ than in the name of the devil. By Anonymous Religion A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure. By Anonymous Crisis, Daily quotes, Positive, Pressure, Stress Our homes need more electrical outlets, and more emotional outlets. By Anonymous Cute, Emotions If at first you don’t succeed—welcome to the club! By Anonymous Failure, Success
Two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort and one of ’em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, and such small portions.” By Alvy, in Annie Hall, screenplay by Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Food, Funny
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. By Earl Wilson Business, Entrepreneurs, Funny
Love is an ocean of emotions, entirely surrounded by expenses. By Sir James Dewar Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. By George Bernard Shaw Death, Funny, Laughing, Life, Sarcastic
More wrongs have been committed in the name of Christ than in the name of the devil. By Anonymous Religion
A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure. By Anonymous Crisis, Daily quotes, Positive, Pressure, Stress
