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Regardless of how rich you are, wisdom has to be acquired on the installment plan. By Anonymous Daily quotes, Knowledge, Rich, Wisdom
Insanity is hereditary—you get it from your children. By Sam Levenson Children, Family, Funny, Insanity
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. By Bill Cosby Hope, Laughter, Life is beautiful
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking. By Elayne Boosler Depression, Funny, Men, Psychotherapy, Women
If you expect to save at all, do it while your salary’s small. By Anonymous Economics, Personal finance, Salary, Saving, Thrift