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You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you knew how seldom they do. By Olin Miller Egotism, Funny, Wise
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid. By Mark Twain Achievement, Confidence, Funny, Success, Uplifting
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. By Harry S. Truman Children, Family, Funny, Light
I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp: I know what I ought to do, but I don’t know where to begin. By Stephen Bayne Funny, Motivational, Public speaking, Success
I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal. By Jane Austen Agreeable, Funny
Nothing I do can’t be done by a ten-year-old . . . with fifteen years of practice. By Harry Blackstone Jr. Funny, Hard work, Perseverance, Powerful, Practice
Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. By Anonymous Death, Insurance, Life, Wisdom, Wise
