If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose. Anonymous Funny, Intelligence You May Also Like Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. By Clemence Dane Funny, Laughter The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Economics, Funny, Rewarding, Taxes Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I’ll show you a person who doesn’t have enough to do. By Anonymous Action, Funny, Meetings, Team work What orators lack in depth they make up for in length By Baron de Montesquieu Funny, Public speaking Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. By SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL Failure, Funny, Motivational, Success, Wise Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. By Doc Blakeley Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic You May Also Like from Anonymous Nothing ventured, nothing gained. By Anonymous Courage, Daring, Life, Risk Variety means nothing to a hungry man. By Anonymous Diversity Only the leading dog on a sled team has a good view. By Anonymous Marketing, Team work, Wise Curiosity killed the cat—satisfaction brought him back. By Anonymous Curiosity, Powerful, Satisfaction, Uplifting Inflation has made it possible for only the rich to afford a recession. By Anonymous Economics, Inflation, Recession, Rich I may be forty, but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there’s never one around. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Middle Age
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Economics, Funny, Rewarding, Taxes
Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I’ll show you a person who doesn’t have enough to do. By Anonymous Action, Funny, Meetings, Team work
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. By SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL Failure, Funny, Motivational, Success, Wise
Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. By Doc Blakeley Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
Curiosity killed the cat—satisfaction brought him back. By Anonymous Curiosity, Powerful, Satisfaction, Uplifting
Inflation has made it possible for only the rich to afford a recession. By Anonymous Economics, Inflation, Recession, Rich
I may be forty, but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there’s never one around. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Middle Age
