If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose. Anonymous Funny, Intelligence You May Also Like Meetings are indispensable when you don’t want to do anything. By Robert Frost Funny, Indispensable, Meetings Half of the world is composed of people who have something to say and can’t, and the other half have nothing to say and keep on saying it. By Robert Frost Funny, Humorous, Light, Quotable, Wise A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition. By G. K. Chesterton Intelligence, Intuition, Women I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. By Samuel Goldwyn Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management The meek shall inherit the world, but they’ll never increase market share. By William G. McGowan Ambition, Funny, Inspirational, Marketing, Uplifting When you’ve got the personality, you don’t need the nudity. By Mae West Funny, Identity, Personality You May Also Like from Anonymous Advertising moves the goods—if it’s good advertising. Bad advertising doesn’t move the goods because it doesn’t move the buyers. By Anonymous Advertising, Customers, Emotion No man is more unhappy than the one who is never in adversity; the greatest affliction of life is never to be afflicted. By Anonymous Adversity What you don’t know can hurt you. By Anonymous Knowledge A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. By Anonymous Opportunities, Pessimist Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank, but couldn’t afford the pay cut? By Anonymous CEO, Economics, Value An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what’s cooking. By Anonymous Experts, Funny, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic
Meetings are indispensable when you don’t want to do anything. By Robert Frost Funny, Indispensable, Meetings
Half of the world is composed of people who have something to say and can’t, and the other half have nothing to say and keep on saying it. By Robert Frost Funny, Humorous, Light, Quotable, Wise
A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition. By G. K. Chesterton Intelligence, Intuition, Women
I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. By Samuel Goldwyn Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management
The meek shall inherit the world, but they’ll never increase market share. By William G. McGowan Ambition, Funny, Inspirational, Marketing, Uplifting
Advertising moves the goods—if it’s good advertising. Bad advertising doesn’t move the goods because it doesn’t move the buyers. By Anonymous Advertising, Customers, Emotion
No man is more unhappy than the one who is never in adversity; the greatest affliction of life is never to be afflicted. By Anonymous Adversity
A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. By Anonymous Opportunities, Pessimist
Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank, but couldn’t afford the pay cut? By Anonymous CEO, Economics, Value
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what’s cooking. By Anonymous Experts, Funny, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic
