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If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum. By Chinese proverb Funny, Light, Quotable, Revenge
A group of the unfit appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. By Carl C. Byers Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it’s the funniest joke in the world. By George Bernard Shaw Funny, Truth
Psychiatrists say it’s not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. By Harold Smith Economics, Funny, Sarcastic, Taxes, Therapist
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. By Anonymous Engineering, Engineers, Funny, Wisdom
Curiosity killed the cat—satisfaction brought him back. By Anonymous Curiosity, Powerful, Satisfaction, Uplifting
A man can fail many times, but he isn’t a failure till he gives up. By Anonymous Failure, Giving up, Hope, Positive, Quitting
If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, then we did it. If anything goes real good, then you did it. By Anonymous Bosses, Funny, Management
