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A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women. By Anonymous Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
We are both great men, but I have succeeded better in keeping it a profound secret than he has. By Bill Nye Funny
I refuse to admit that I am more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate. By Lady Nancy Astor (attrib.) Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Be as vague as possible: this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. By Harry Chapman Business, Committees, Doubt, Funny, Sarcastic
About the time we can make both ends meet, somebody moves the ends. By Herbert Hoover Budget, Funny, Personal finance
If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, then we did it. If anything goes real good, then you did it. By Anonymous Bosses, Funny, Management
There’s none so poor as he who knows not the joy of what he has. By Anonymous Hope, Joy, Positive, Poverty, Richness
If you’ve got something worthwhile to do, don’t talk about it—do it. After it’s done, your friends and acquaintances will talk about it. By Anonymous Action, Reputation
You’re only as old as you act / as you feel you are. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Inspirational, Old age, Positive
