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People who say money can’t buy happiness just don’t know where to shop. By Tom Shivers Funny, Money, Shopping
Sometimes I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet—and making meetings end. By Robert Orben Funny, Leadership, Meetings, Wise
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead. By Chinese proverb Abstinence, Funny, Kindness, Moderation
The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines. By Frank Lloyd Wright Architects, Architecture, Funny, Sarcastic
Committee work is like a soft chair—easy to get into but hard to get out of. By Kenneth J. Shively Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
I don’t know why they couple death and taxes. You only die once. By Anonymous Death, Economics, Funny, Taxes
Suicide is not chosen, it happens when pain exceeds resources from coping with the pain. By Anonymous Depression, Sad
Be nice to your children; they’ll choose your nursing home. By Anonymous Caregiving, Children, Old age
