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The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them. By Robert Frost Funny, Status
“Excuse me, but can you tell me how I can get to Carnegie Hall?” the tourist asked a New York City cop. “Practice, practice, practice,” he replied. By Anonymous Discipline, Funny, Hard work, Perseverance, Self-Discipline
It is difficult to keep quiet if you have nothing to do. By Arthur Schopenhauer Achievement, Funny, Wise
Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away. By Thomas Fuller Bravery, Courage, Funny, Uplifting
Since the crash, my broker sleeps like a baby. He wakes up every two hours and cries. By Anonymous Brokers, Funny, Sarcastic, Stock market, Wall-Street
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. By Jimmy Breslin Addiction, Alcohol, Drink, Funny, Habits
Henry Ford went bankrupt twice before hitting it big in the automotive industry. By Anonymous Discipline, Motivational, Perseverance, Self-Discipline, Uplifting
Sometimes being surrounded by a lot of people is the loneliest place to be. By Anonymous Depression, Loneliness, Sad
A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella when the weather is fair, and takes it away from you when it rains. By Anonymous Bankers, Banking, Rainy days, Sarcastic
Recession: When you lose your job. Depression: When I lose my job. By Anonymous Credit, Depression, Economics, Job, Recession
If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything. By Anonymous Commitment, Powerful, Principles, Strong
