You know you’re getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work. Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age You May Also Like He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own. By Margaret Halsey Age, Aging, Middle Age Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven’t committed. By Anthony Powell Age, Aging, Old age, Sad I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. By Barry Gray Funny, Health, Healthy living, Sport An actress told Bob Hope she was “approaching forty.” The comedian couldn’t help wondering from what direction. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. By Lord Webb-Johnson Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings. By Laurence J. Peter Funny, Mental health, Parents, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic You May Also Like from Anonymous Health is better than wealth. By Anonymous Health, Wealth We find our lives in losing them in the service of others. By Anonymous Giving back, Help Hatred is blind, as well as love. By Anonymous Hatred Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember, even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than you do. It knows whether or not that light really does go out when the refrigerator door shuts. By Anonymous Funny, Humbleness, Knowledge, Modesty Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I’ll show you a person who doesn’t have enough to do. By Anonymous Action, Funny, Meetings, Team work Giving honors the giver. By Anonymous Giving back
He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own. By Margaret Halsey Age, Aging, Middle Age
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven’t committed. By Anthony Powell Age, Aging, Old age, Sad
I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. By Barry Gray Funny, Health, Healthy living, Sport
An actress told Bob Hope she was “approaching forty.” The comedian couldn’t help wondering from what direction. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. By Lord Webb-Johnson Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings. By Laurence J. Peter Funny, Mental health, Parents, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic
Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember, even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than you do. It knows whether or not that light really does go out when the refrigerator door shuts. By Anonymous Funny, Humbleness, Knowledge, Modesty
Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I’ll show you a person who doesn’t have enough to do. By Anonymous Action, Funny, Meetings, Team work
