You know you’re getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work. Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age You May Also Like Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. By Mortimer B. Zuckerman Business, Clients, Customers, Funny When we grow old, there can only be one regret—not to have given enough of ourselves. By Eleonora Duse Age, Aging, Old age, Regret Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. By Earl Wilson Business, Entrepreneurs, Funny The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more. By Max Kauffmann Dreams, Funny, Rest, Sleep It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don’t wrap fish in our work. By Hugh Newell Jacobsen Architects, Architecture, Footprint, Funny, Sarcastic It is difficult to keep quiet if you have nothing to do. By Arthur Schopenhauer Achievement, Funny, Wise You May Also Like from Anonymous Cut your own wood, and it will warm you twice. By Anonymous Labor, Work The client is always right. By Anonymous Business, Clients, Marketing Business is what when you don’t have any, you get out of. By Anonymous Business, Funny, Sarcastic Rule No. 1: The client is always right. Rule No. 2: If the client is ever wrong, reread Rule No. 1. By Anonymous Business, Clients, Marketing Nature does nothing without a purpose. By Anonymous Purpose Money can’t buy love. By Anonymous Love, Money, Romantic
Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. By Mortimer B. Zuckerman Business, Clients, Customers, Funny
When we grow old, there can only be one regret—not to have given enough of ourselves. By Eleonora Duse Age, Aging, Old age, Regret
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. By Earl Wilson Business, Entrepreneurs, Funny
The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more. By Max Kauffmann Dreams, Funny, Rest, Sleep
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don’t wrap fish in our work. By Hugh Newell Jacobsen Architects, Architecture, Footprint, Funny, Sarcastic
It is difficult to keep quiet if you have nothing to do. By Arthur Schopenhauer Achievement, Funny, Wise
Rule No. 1: The client is always right. Rule No. 2: If the client is ever wrong, reread Rule No. 1. By Anonymous Business, Clients, Marketing
