You know you’re getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work. Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age You May Also Like Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. By SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL Failure, Funny, Motivational, Success, Wise Forget and forgive. This is not difficult, when properly understood. It means that you are to forget inconvenient duties, and forgive yourself for forgetting. In time, by rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy. By Mark Twain Funny, Indulging, Memory The trouble with law is lawyers. By Clarence Harrow Funny, Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. By Mae West Funny A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. By Arnold Glasgow Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig. By Paul Dickson Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management, Potential You May Also Like from Anonymous The cost of living is high, but it’s worth it. By Anonymous Economics, Value, Worth The client is always right. By Anonymous Business, Clients, Marketing I don’t know why they couple death and taxes. You only die once. By Anonymous Death, Economics, Funny, Taxes When they hear, “How do I love thee, let me count the ways,” it’s the counting part that interests them. By Anonymous Accountants, Accounting If you want a job done fast, give it to a busy person. By Anonymous Time, Timing Conscience is the one thing that hurts when everything else feels great. By Anonymous Conscience
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. By SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL Failure, Funny, Motivational, Success, Wise
Forget and forgive. This is not difficult, when properly understood. It means that you are to forget inconvenient duties, and forgive yourself for forgetting. In time, by rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy. By Mark Twain Funny, Indulging, Memory
A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. By Arnold Glasgow Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig. By Paul Dickson Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management, Potential
I don’t know why they couple death and taxes. You only die once. By Anonymous Death, Economics, Funny, Taxes
When they hear, “How do I love thee, let me count the ways,” it’s the counting part that interests them. By Anonymous Accountants, Accounting
