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I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp: I know what I ought to do, but I don’t know where to begin. By Stephen Bayne Funny, Motivational, Public speaking, Success
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. By Chinese proverb Action, Funny, Inspirational, Motivational, Wait
Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? By Vladimir Nabokov Funny, Psychotherapy, Stranger, Therapist, Tolerance
Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument. By Richard Whateley Adversity, Dinner, Funny, Hunger
A company we know is encountering so many errors it’s thinking of buying a supercomputer to blame them on. By Anonymous Business, Mistakes, Technology
Rule No. 1: The client is always right. Rule No. 2: If the client is ever wrong, reread Rule No. 1. By Anonymous Business, Clients, Marketing
