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A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. By Fred Allen Funny, Hopelessness, Inaction, Meetings, Team work
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose. By Anonymous Funny, Intelligence
There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. By Jean Giraudoux Funny, Law, Lawyer, Truth
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem—it is generally employed only by small children and large nations. By DAVID FRIEDMAN Funny, Problem solving
Meetings . . . are rather like cocktail parties. You don’t want to go, but you’re cross not to be asked. By Jilly Cooper Funny, Meetings
Don’t tell other people your troubles. Half of them aren’t interested, and the other half thinks you deserved them. By Anonymous Problems, Resilience
The years in your life are less important than the life in your years. By Anonymous Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Time
Sign above bank teller’s stations: TO ERR IS HUMAN; TO FORGIVE IS NOT BANK POLICY. By Anonymous Bankers, Banking, Forgiving, Funny, Sarcastic
