My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she’s as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age You May Also Like We grow too soon old and too late smart. By Pennsylvania Dutch saying Age, Aging, Old age, Wisdom Opportunity is missed by most people because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work. By Thomas Edison Funny, Hard work, Nice, Opportunity, Positive I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. By Noel Coward (attrib.) Funny, Memory Unless one is a genius, it is best to aim at being intelligible. By Anthony Hope Hawkins Advice, Funny, Genius, Intelligence Money is like manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot of good, but if you pile it up in one place, it stinks like hell. By Clint W. Murchison Funny, Giving back, Money, Wealth Hope is a wonderful thing—one little nibble keeps a man fishing all day. By Anonymous Funny, Hope, Positive, Powerful You May Also Like from Anonymous If you are ugly, be winsome. By Anonymous Face Sleep, the near relative of death. By Anonymous Death, Dreams, Sleep Make love, not war. By Anonymous Love, Romantic Modesty in delivering our opinions leaves us the liberty of changing them without embarrassment. By Anonymous Modesty A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women. By Anonymous Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. By Anonymous Opportunities, Pessimist
Opportunity is missed by most people because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work. By Thomas Edison Funny, Hard work, Nice, Opportunity, Positive
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. By Noel Coward (attrib.) Funny, Memory
Unless one is a genius, it is best to aim at being intelligible. By Anthony Hope Hawkins Advice, Funny, Genius, Intelligence
Money is like manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot of good, but if you pile it up in one place, it stinks like hell. By Clint W. Murchison Funny, Giving back, Money, Wealth
Hope is a wonderful thing—one little nibble keeps a man fishing all day. By Anonymous Funny, Hope, Positive, Powerful
Modesty in delivering our opinions leaves us the liberty of changing them without embarrassment. By Anonymous Modesty
A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women. By Anonymous Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. By Anonymous Opportunities, Pessimist
