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Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure—that of being Salvador Dali. By Salvador Dali Egotism, Funny, Narcissism
Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I’ll show you a person who doesn’t have enough to do. By Anonymous Action, Funny, Meetings, Team work
I adore life but I don’t fear death. I just prefer to die as late as possible. By Georges Simenon Age, Aging, Death, Old age
If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well. By Ruth Carlisle Funny, Health
When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships. By Andy Warhol Funny, Relationship, Solitude
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. By Edward Shepherd Mead Business, Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcastic
A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure. By Anonymous Crisis, Daily quotes, Positive, Pressure, Stress
How can you tell when inflation is bad? —If you drop a dollar on the street, you get a ticket for littering. By Anonymous Economics, Funny, Inflation
A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see, and hits it. By Anonymous Daily quotes, Genius
