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Everyone complains of his memory, but no one complains of his judgment. By Duc de La Rochefoucauld Funny, Wisdom
The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his ass. By Gen. Joseph Stillwell Achievement, Fame, Funny, Life
You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you knew how seldom they do. By Olin Miller Egotism, Funny, Wise
Most of the evils of life arise from man’s inability to sit still in a room. By Blaise Pascal Funny, Life, Sarcastic
Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques. The comfortable ones are worn out by a single generation. By Anonymous Comfort, Daily quotes, Funny, Pleasure
Inspiration is everywhere. If you’re ready to appreciate it, an ant can be one of the wonders of the universe. By Anonymous Inspirational, Miracle, Powerful
My friends all told me I’d never be anything but a failure at this business, so I decided to do something about it—I went out and made some new friends. By Anonymous Failure, Friends
