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I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. By Samuel Goldwyn Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. By Lord Webb-Johnson Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
A perfectionist is a man who takes infinite pains and gives them to others. By Alan Benner Excellence, Funny, Perfectionism, Quality
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. By Blackie Sherrod Army, Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
“Excuse me, but can you tell me how I can get to Carnegie Hall?” the tourist asked a New York City cop. “Practice, practice, practice,” he replied. By Anonymous Discipline, Funny, Hard work, Perseverance, Self-Discipline
People who claim to be “original” aren’t giving their parents enough credit. By Anonymous Creativity, Family, Funny, Originality
Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them couldn’t handle being laughed at. By Anonymous Ideas, Inspirational, Motivational, Positive, Uplifting
You can’t help someone uphill without getting closer to the top yourself. By Anonymous Giving back, Help, Powerful
