Her hair has more body than I do. :) Anonymous Beauty, Funny You May Also Like If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. By BOB HOPE Funny, Golf When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. By Jimmy Breslin Addiction, Alcohol, Drink, Funny, Habits I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me. By Hunter S. Thompson Abstinence, Alcohol, Funny, Moderation, Sarcastic Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid. By Mark Twain Achievement, Confidence, Funny, Success, Uplifting The trouble with law is lawyers. By Clarence Harrow Funny, Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic What orators lack in depth they make up for in length By Baron de Montesquieu Funny, Public speaking You May Also Like from Anonymous A man can fail many times, but he isn’t a failure till he gives up. By Anonymous Failure, Giving up, Hope, Positive, Quitting One man’s meat is another man’s poison. By Anonymous Opinion A man has to live with himself; he should see that he always has good company. By Anonymous Ethics, Morality The pleasure of what we enjoy is lost by coveting more. By Anonymous Daily quotes, Pleasure The cost of living is high, but it’s worth it. By Anonymous Economics, Value, Worth If you don’t know, ask. By Anonymous Knowledge
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. By BOB HOPE Funny, Golf
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. By Jimmy Breslin Addiction, Alcohol, Drink, Funny, Habits
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me. By Hunter S. Thompson Abstinence, Alcohol, Funny, Moderation, Sarcastic
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid. By Mark Twain Achievement, Confidence, Funny, Success, Uplifting
A man can fail many times, but he isn’t a failure till he gives up. By Anonymous Failure, Giving up, Hope, Positive, Quitting
A man has to live with himself; he should see that he always has good company. By Anonymous Ethics, Morality
