Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. Anonymous Diet, Dieting, Funny You May Also Like Committee—a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. By MILTON BERLE Committee, Funny, Meeting, Time waste Bed is the perfect climate. By Noel Coward Dreams, Funny, Rest, Sleep All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. By Grant Wood Funny, Ideas, Light, Originality I’m not arrogant. I just believe there’s no human problem that couldn’t be solved—if people would simply do as I tell them. By DONALD REGAN Advice, Arrogance, Funny, Humorous Unless one is a genius, it is best to aim at being intelligible. By Anthony Hope Hawkins Advice, Funny, Genius, Intelligence I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. By Mark Twain Funny, Rich, Wealth You May Also Like from Anonymous It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice. By Anonymous Courtesy, Daily quotes, Status If each hung up his pack of troubles on the wall and looked around at the troubles of others, he would quickly run back to claim his own bag. By Anonymous Daily quotes, Unhappiness His indecision is final. By Anonymous Decision, Indecision Habit may be likened to a cable; every day we weave a thread, and soon we cannot break it. By Anonymous Addiction, Habits Worry never paid a bill. By Anonymous Anxiety, Fear, Powerful, Worries The years in your life are less important than the life in your years. By Anonymous Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Time
Committee—a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. By MILTON BERLE Committee, Funny, Meeting, Time waste
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. By Grant Wood Funny, Ideas, Light, Originality
I’m not arrogant. I just believe there’s no human problem that couldn’t be solved—if people would simply do as I tell them. By DONALD REGAN Advice, Arrogance, Funny, Humorous
Unless one is a genius, it is best to aim at being intelligible. By Anthony Hope Hawkins Advice, Funny, Genius, Intelligence
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. By Mark Twain Funny, Rich, Wealth
It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice. By Anonymous Courtesy, Daily quotes, Status
If each hung up his pack of troubles on the wall and looked around at the troubles of others, he would quickly run back to claim his own bag. By Anonymous Daily quotes, Unhappiness
Habit may be likened to a cable; every day we weave a thread, and soon we cannot break it. By Anonymous Addiction, Habits
The years in your life are less important than the life in your years. By Anonymous Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Time
