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Most of the evils of life arise from man’s inability to sit still in a room. By Blaise Pascal Funny, Life, Sarcastic
You know you’re getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques. The comfortable ones are worn out by a single generation. By Anonymous Comfort, Daily quotes, Funny, Pleasure
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. By Fred Allen Funny, Hopelessness, Inaction, Meetings, Team work
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know you’re doing it, but nobody else does. By STEUART HENDERSON BRITT Advertising, Funny, Humorous, Sales
People who claim to be “original” aren’t giving their parents enough credit. By Anonymous Creativity, Family, Funny, Originality
Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. By Anonymous Bragging, Funny, Light, Proud
