Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. Anonymous Diet, Dieting, Funny You May Also Like When I write of hunger, I am really writing about love and the hunger for it, and warmth and the love of it . . . and it is all one. By M. F. K. Fisher Diet, Food, Good food, Love I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal. By Jane Austen Agreeable, Funny The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Economics, Funny, Rewarding, Taxes I can’t imagine a person becoming a success who doesn’t give this game of life everything he’s got. By Charles F. Abbott Business, Empowering, Funny, Positive, Profit The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. By HUBERT HUMPHREY Funny It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. By Blackie Sherrod Army, Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic You May Also Like from Anonymous Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I’ll show you a person who doesn’t have enough to do. By Anonymous Action, Funny, Meetings, Team work Why do the best doctors have the sickest patients? By Anonymous Doctors, Patients When they hear, “How do I love thee, let me count the ways,” it’s the counting part that interests them. By Anonymous Accountants, Accounting Our Christian duty is to be kind to our fellowman. By Anonymous Religion Better to keep peace than have to make peace. By Anonymous Peace Hunger causes the wolves to sally from the wood. By Anonymous Hunger
When I write of hunger, I am really writing about love and the hunger for it, and warmth and the love of it . . . and it is all one. By M. F. K. Fisher Diet, Food, Good food, Love
I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal. By Jane Austen Agreeable, Funny
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. By John Maynard Keynes Economics, Funny, Rewarding, Taxes
I can’t imagine a person becoming a success who doesn’t give this game of life everything he’s got. By Charles F. Abbott Business, Empowering, Funny, Positive, Profit
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. By HUBERT HUMPHREY Funny
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. By Blackie Sherrod Army, Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I’ll show you a person who doesn’t have enough to do. By Anonymous Action, Funny, Meetings, Team work
When they hear, “How do I love thee, let me count the ways,” it’s the counting part that interests them. By Anonymous Accountants, Accounting
