Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. :) Anonymous Diet, Dieting, Funny You May Also Like Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert. By Laurence Peter Consultants, Expert, Funny, Luck, Probability I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That is deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? By Jean Kerr Beauty, Funny Many a time have I wanted to stop talking and find out what I really believed. By Walter Lippmann Belief, Funny, Know yourself, Silence Love is like the measles—all the worse when it comes late in life. By Douglas Jerrold Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic There is no love sincerer than the love of food. By George Bernard Shaw Diet, Food, Love Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence. By NEW ENGLAND PROVERB Advice, Funny, Listening, Wise You May Also Like from Anonymous Recession: When you lose your job. Depression: When I lose my job. By Anonymous Credit, Depression, Economics, Job, Recession Love your enemy as you’d love your brother. By Anonymous Enemies Confidence is not trying the knob after you’ve locked the door. By Anonymous About strength, Confidence, Inspirational, Powerful Was the world happier before psychology, or was that a delusion? By Anonymous Happiness, Psychology Most of us can run pretty well all day on one compliment. By Anonymous Compliment, Daily quotes, Positive, Praise Life is habit forming. By Anonymous About habits, Life
Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert. By Laurence Peter Consultants, Expert, Funny, Luck, Probability
I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That is deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? By Jean Kerr Beauty, Funny
Many a time have I wanted to stop talking and find out what I really believed. By Walter Lippmann Belief, Funny, Know yourself, Silence
Love is like the measles—all the worse when it comes late in life. By Douglas Jerrold Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic
Recession: When you lose your job. Depression: When I lose my job. By Anonymous Credit, Depression, Economics, Job, Recession
Confidence is not trying the knob after you’ve locked the door. By Anonymous About strength, Confidence, Inspirational, Powerful
Most of us can run pretty well all day on one compliment. By Anonymous Compliment, Daily quotes, Positive, Praise
