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All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. By Samuel Butler Funny, Growth, Income, Motivational, Potential
A speech is a solemn responsibility. The man who makes a bad thirty-minute speech to two hundred people wastes only a half hour of his own time. But he wastes one hundred hours of the audience’s time which should be a hanging offense. By Jenkin Lloyd Jones Funny, Public speaking, Wise
I took a course in speed-reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It’s about Russia. By Woody Allen Funny
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. By J. J. Furnas Death, Funny
The greatest thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been. By Madeleine L’Engle Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father. By Vaughn Monroe Economics, Education, Funny, Inflation, Sarcastic
A man has to live with himself; he should see that he always has good company. By Anonymous Ethics, Morality
If you have to ask what it costs, you can’t afford it. By Anonymous Affordable, Economics, Money, Price, Thrift
