Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. :) Anonymous Diet, Dieting, Funny You May Also Like Forget and forgive. This is not difficult, when properly understood. It means that you are to forget inconvenient duties, and forgive yourself for forgetting. In time, by rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy. By Mark Twain Funny, Indulging, Memory A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing. By Joey Adams Expensive, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings. By Laurence J. Peter Funny, Mental health, Parents, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic Business is what when you don’t have any, you get out of. By Anonymous Business, Funny, Sarcastic To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. By Robert Copeland Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic There’s someone at every party who eats all the celery. By Kin Hubbard Diet, Food You May Also Like from Anonymous Never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinion you have no respect. By Anonymous Adversity, Arguing, Daily quotes, Respect Life doesn’t do anything to you, it only reveals your spirit. By Anonymous Crisis, Daily quotes, Life Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. By Anonymous Death, Insurance, Life, Wisdom, Wise Business before pleasure. By Anonymous Business, Pleasure Modesty is the art of encouraging people to find out for themselves how wonderful you are. By Anonymous Modesty You’re only as old as you act / as you feel you are. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Inspirational, Old age, Positive
Forget and forgive. This is not difficult, when properly understood. It means that you are to forget inconvenient duties, and forgive yourself for forgetting. In time, by rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy. By Mark Twain Funny, Indulging, Memory
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing. By Joey Adams Expensive, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings. By Laurence J. Peter Funny, Mental health, Parents, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic
To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. By Robert Copeland Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
Never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinion you have no respect. By Anonymous Adversity, Arguing, Daily quotes, Respect
Life doesn’t do anything to you, it only reveals your spirit. By Anonymous Crisis, Daily quotes, Life
Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. By Anonymous Death, Insurance, Life, Wisdom, Wise
Modesty is the art of encouraging people to find out for themselves how wonderful you are. By Anonymous Modesty
You’re only as old as you act / as you feel you are. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Inspirational, Old age, Positive
