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Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. By Edward Shepherd Mead Business, Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcastic
There are two kinds of adventurers: those who go truly hoping to find adventure and those who go secretly hoping they won’t. By WILLIAM TROGDON Adventure, Funny, Humorous
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. By Blackie Sherrod Army, Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. :) By Joe E. Lewis Diet, Dieting, Funny
I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal. By Jane Austen Agreeable, Funny
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. By E. B. White Funny
The rotten kid next door isn’t completely useless—at least ten parents use him as a bad example. By Anonymous Children, Daily quotes, Example, Meaningful
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. By Anonymous Economics, Taxes
