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He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. By Chinese proverb Action, Funny, Inspirational, Motivational, Wait
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who do. By Robert K. Mueller Egotism, Funny, Narcissism
Two things are bad for the heart—running uphill and running down people. By Bernard Gimbel Health, Sarcastic
Everyone complains of his memory, but no one complains of his judgment. By Duc de La Rochefoucauld Funny, Wisdom
You can’t keep a committed person from succeeding. By Anonymous Commitment, Motivational, Positive, Strong, Success
When they hear, “How do I love thee, let me count the ways,” it’s the counting part that interests them. By Anonymous Accountants, Accounting
