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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. By Albert Einstein Funny, Humorous, Memorable, Quotable, Stupidity
Committee—a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. By MILTON BERLE Committee, Funny, Meeting, Time waste
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. By Lord Webb-Johnson Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation. By George Bernard Shaw Funny, Public speaking
Professionals built the Titanic; amateurs built the Ark. By Anonymous Experts, Jobs, Occupations, Professionals, Sarcastic
Everyone has the power to make others happy; some do it by entering the room, others by leaving it. By Anonymous Daily quotes, Happiness
Since the crash, my broker sleeps like a baby. He wakes up every two hours and cries. By Anonymous Brokers, Funny, Sarcastic, Stock market, Wall-Street
A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure. By Anonymous Crisis, Daily quotes, Positive, Pressure, Stress
