Sign above bank teller’s stations: TO ERR IS HUMAN; TO FORGIVE IS NOT BANK POLICY. Anonymous Bankers, Banking, Forgiving, Funny, Sarcastic You May Also Like Egotism: the art of seeing in yourself what others cannot see. By George Higgins Egotism, Funny The way my wife finds fault with me, you’d think there was a reward. By Jack Femmon Faults, Funny, Relationship A perfectionist is a man who takes infinite pains and gives them to others. By Alan Benner Excellence, Funny, Perfectionism, Quality Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. By John Kenneth Galbraith Bankers, Banking, Career, Sarcastic Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure—that of being Salvador Dali. By Salvador Dali Egotism, Funny, Narcissism I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses. By Heinrich Heine Funny, Public speaking You May Also Like from Anonymous God is in all of us. By Anonymous Spiritual, Spirituality To the victor go the spoils. By Anonymous Success, Victory Always expect the worst, and when it comes, make the best of it. By Anonymous Motivational, Optimist Her hair has more body than I do. :) By Anonymous Beauty, Funny When they hear, “How do I love thee, let me count the ways,” it’s the counting part that interests them. By Anonymous Accountants, Accounting Better to keep peace than have to make peace. By Anonymous Peace
The way my wife finds fault with me, you’d think there was a reward. By Jack Femmon Faults, Funny, Relationship
A perfectionist is a man who takes infinite pains and gives them to others. By Alan Benner Excellence, Funny, Perfectionism, Quality
Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. By John Kenneth Galbraith Bankers, Banking, Career, Sarcastic
Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure—that of being Salvador Dali. By Salvador Dali Egotism, Funny, Narcissism
I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses. By Heinrich Heine Funny, Public speaking
When they hear, “How do I love thee, let me count the ways,” it’s the counting part that interests them. By Anonymous Accountants, Accounting
