Sign above bank teller’s stations: TO ERR IS HUMAN; TO FORGIVE IS NOT BANK POLICY. Anonymous Bankers, Banking, Forgiving, Funny, Sarcastic You May Also Like Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don’t know which half. By John Wanamaker (attrib.) Advertising, Funny, Sarcastic A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. By Lord Webb-Johnson Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. By Anonymous Economics, Funny, Value, Wise When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships. By Andy Warhol Funny, Relationship, Solitude We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like? By Jean Cocteau Chance, Funny, Luck Behavioral psychology is the science of pulling habits out of rats. By Douglas Busch Funny, Psychology You May Also Like from Anonymous I may be forty, but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there’s never one around. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Middle Age An expert is a man who makes his mistakes quietly. By Anonymous Experts, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. By Anonymous Love, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, then we did it. If anything goes real good, then you did it. By Anonymous Bosses, Funny, Management “Excuse me, but can you tell me how I can get to Carnegie Hall?” the tourist asked a New York City cop. “Practice, practice, practice,” he replied. By Anonymous Discipline, Funny, Hard work, Perseverance, Self-Discipline He who laughs, lasts. By Anonymous Depression, Happiness, Laughing, Laughter, Psychotherapy
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don’t know which half. By John Wanamaker (attrib.) Advertising, Funny, Sarcastic
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. By Lord Webb-Johnson Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships. By Andy Warhol Funny, Relationship, Solitude
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like? By Jean Cocteau Chance, Funny, Luck
Behavioral psychology is the science of pulling habits out of rats. By Douglas Busch Funny, Psychology
I may be forty, but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there’s never one around. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Middle Age
An expert is a man who makes his mistakes quietly. By Anonymous Experts, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic
Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. By Anonymous Love, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic
If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, then we did it. If anything goes real good, then you did it. By Anonymous Bosses, Funny, Management
“Excuse me, but can you tell me how I can get to Carnegie Hall?” the tourist asked a New York City cop. “Practice, practice, practice,” he replied. By Anonymous Discipline, Funny, Hard work, Perseverance, Self-Discipline
