Sign above bank teller’s stations: TO ERR IS HUMAN; TO FORGIVE IS NOT BANK POLICY. Anonymous Bankers, Banking, Forgiving, Funny, Sarcastic You May Also Like It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don’t wrap fish in our work. By Hugh Newell Jacobsen Architects, Architecture, Footprint, Funny, Sarcastic If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. By BOB HOPE Funny, Golf A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. By Mervyn Stockwood Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist The reason that worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. By Robert Frost Funny, Humorous, Light, Quotable, Work Computers are definitely smarter than people. When’s the last time you heard of six computers getting together to form a committee? :) By Anonymous Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcasm Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead. By Chinese proverb Abstinence, Funny, Kindness, Moderation You May Also Like from Anonymous No one has ever repealed the law of supply and demand. By Anonymous Credit, Economics, Supply and demand At twenty, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it’s thinking of us; at forty we discover it isn’t thinking about us at all. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Life, Middle Age Rule No. 1: The client is always right. Rule No. 2: If the client is ever wrong, reread Rule No. 1. By Anonymous Business, Clients, Marketing Hunger causes the wolves to sally from the wood. By Anonymous Hunger First do no harm (primum non nocere) By Anonymous Life, Wise Hatred is blind, as well as love. By Anonymous Hatred
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don’t wrap fish in our work. By Hugh Newell Jacobsen Architects, Architecture, Footprint, Funny, Sarcastic
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. By BOB HOPE Funny, Golf
A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. By Mervyn Stockwood Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
The reason that worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. By Robert Frost Funny, Humorous, Light, Quotable, Work
Computers are definitely smarter than people. When’s the last time you heard of six computers getting together to form a committee? :) By Anonymous Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcasm
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead. By Chinese proverb Abstinence, Funny, Kindness, Moderation
No one has ever repealed the law of supply and demand. By Anonymous Credit, Economics, Supply and demand
At twenty, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it’s thinking of us; at forty we discover it isn’t thinking about us at all. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Life, Middle Age
Rule No. 1: The client is always right. Rule No. 2: If the client is ever wrong, reread Rule No. 1. By Anonymous Business, Clients, Marketing
