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Forget and forgive. This is not difficult, when properly understood. It means that you are to forget inconvenient duties, and forgive yourself for forgetting. In time, by rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy. By Mark Twain Funny, Indulging, Memory
The closest to perfection a person comes is when he fills out a job application form. By STANLEY J. RANDALL Appearances, Funny
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. By Samuel Butler Funny, Growth, Income, Motivational, Potential
A company we know is encountering so many errors it’s thinking of buying a supercomputer to blame them on. By Anonymous Business, Mistakes, Technology
If you think that praise is due, now’s the time to show it, ’cause a man can’t read his tombstone when he’s dead. By Anonymous Death, Praise
