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Figures won’t lie, but liars will figure. By Charles H. Grosvenor (attrib.) Accountants, Accounting, Facts, Funny, Lying
Not a shred of evidence occurs in favor of the idea that life is serious. By Brendan Gill Bad day, Funny, Life, Positive, Wise
Except for the con men borrowing money they shouldn’t get and the widows who have to visit the handsome young men in the trust department, no sane person ever enjoyed visiting a bank. By Martin Mayer Bankers, Banking, Sarcastic
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They know how it’s done; they’ve seen it done every day; but they’re unable to do it themselves. By BRENDAN BEHAN Criticism, Funny, Wise
The reason that worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. By Robert Frost Funny, Humorous, Light, Quotable, Work
If you’ve got something worthwhile to do, don’t talk about it—do it. After it’s done, your friends and acquaintances will talk about it. By Anonymous Action, Reputation
The person who knows little is proud that she knows so much; the person who knows much is sorry that she knows so little:. By Anonymous Ignorance, Stupidity
In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. By Anonymous Motivational, Optimist, Pessimist, Uplifting
