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The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. By Malcolm de Chazal Funny, Humor
Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. By Anonymous Love, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. By Chinese proverb Action, Funny, Inspirational, Motivational, Wait
No grand idea was ever born in a conference, but a lot of foolish ideas have died there. By F. Scott Fitzgerald Creativity, Funny, Ideas
No one would ever have crossed the ocean if he could have gotten off the ship during the storms. By Anonymous Anxiety, Fear, Powerful, Success
Work for the Lord. The pay isn’t much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. By Anonymous Religion
It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice. By Anonymous Courtesy, Daily quotes, Status
