Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. Anonymous Depression, Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic You May Also Like Flattery is all right—if you don’t inhale. By Adlai Stevenson Compliment, Funny, Praise The longer the title, the less important the job. By George McGovern Bosses, Business, Funny, Management Opportunity is missed by most people because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work. By Thomas Edison Funny, Hard work, Nice, Opportunity, Positive I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me. By Hunter S. Thompson Abstinence, Alcohol, Funny, Moderation, Sarcastic Old age doesn’t keep men from chasing women; they just have trouble remembering why. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Old age Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. By John Kenneth Galbraith Bankers, Banking, Career, Sarcastic You May Also Like from Anonymous Advertising moves the goods—if it’s good advertising. Bad advertising doesn’t move the goods because it doesn’t move the buyers. By Anonymous Advertising, Customers, Emotion A man can fail many times, but he isn’t a failure till he gives up. By Anonymous Failure, Giving up, Hope, Positive, Quitting It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown. By Anonymous Attitude, Happy, Hope, Smile Cut your own wood, and it will warm you twice. By Anonymous Labor, Work It’s just as easy to love a rich man/woman as a poor one. By Anonymous Love, Money Was the world happier before psychology, or was that a delusion? By Anonymous Happiness, Psychology
The longer the title, the less important the job. By George McGovern Bosses, Business, Funny, Management
Opportunity is missed by most people because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work. By Thomas Edison Funny, Hard work, Nice, Opportunity, Positive
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me. By Hunter S. Thompson Abstinence, Alcohol, Funny, Moderation, Sarcastic
Old age doesn’t keep men from chasing women; they just have trouble remembering why. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Old age
Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. By John Kenneth Galbraith Bankers, Banking, Career, Sarcastic
Advertising moves the goods—if it’s good advertising. Bad advertising doesn’t move the goods because it doesn’t move the buyers. By Anonymous Advertising, Customers, Emotion
A man can fail many times, but he isn’t a failure till he gives up. By Anonymous Failure, Giving up, Hope, Positive, Quitting
It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown. By Anonymous Attitude, Happy, Hope, Smile
