Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. Anonymous Depression, Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic You May Also Like I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. :) By Joe E. Lewis Diet, Dieting, Funny The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. By Robert Frost Anxiety, Fear, Funny A meeting is no substitute for progress. By Anonymous Funny, Meetings, Progress, Team work People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes? By Neil Simon Awards, Funny The rapturous, wild, and ineffable pleasure of drinking at someone else’s expense. By Henry Sambrooke Leigh Drinking, Funny, Pleasure A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. By Arnold Glasgow Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic You May Also Like from Anonymous Fame is a magnifying glass. By Anonymous Fame, Fortune Hot heads and cold hearts never solve anything. By Anonymous Daily quotes, Life If you think nobody cares you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. By Anonymous Funny, Self-esteem Love is blind. By Anonymous Love, Romantic More wrongs have been committed in the name of Christ than in the name of the devil. By Anonymous Religion Life should be measured by its breadth, not its length. By Anonymous Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Wisdom
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. :) By Joe E. Lewis Diet, Dieting, Funny
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. By Robert Frost Anxiety, Fear, Funny
People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes? By Neil Simon Awards, Funny
The rapturous, wild, and ineffable pleasure of drinking at someone else’s expense. By Henry Sambrooke Leigh Drinking, Funny, Pleasure
A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. By Arnold Glasgow Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
If you think nobody cares you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. By Anonymous Funny, Self-esteem
More wrongs have been committed in the name of Christ than in the name of the devil. By Anonymous Religion
Life should be measured by its breadth, not its length. By Anonymous Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Wisdom
