You go to a psychiatrist when you’re slightly cracked and keep going until you’re completely cracked. Anonymous Depression, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic You May Also Like A group of the unfit appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. By Carl C. Byers Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. By Mark Twain Funny, Opinion The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. By Malcolm de Chazal Funny, Humor Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. By Edward Shepherd Mead Business, Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcastic Time heals all wounds. By Anonymous Depression, Time, Timing, Wise Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. By SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL Failure, Funny, Motivational, Success, Wise You May Also Like from Anonymous What goes around, comes around. By Anonymous Caregiving, Wisdom, Wise You can’t keep a committed person from succeeding. By Anonymous Commitment, Motivational, Positive, Strong, Success If you drink like a fish, drink what a fish drinks. By Anonymous Abstinence, Moderation Thinking is very far from knowing. By Anonymous Thinking, Thought Advertising moves the goods—if it’s good advertising. Bad advertising doesn’t move the goods because it doesn’t move the buyers. By Anonymous Advertising, Customers, Emotion Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques. The comfortable ones are worn out by a single generation. By Anonymous Comfort, Daily quotes, Funny, Pleasure
A group of the unfit appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. By Carl C. Byers Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. By Malcolm de Chazal Funny, Humor
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. By Edward Shepherd Mead Business, Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcastic
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. By SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL Failure, Funny, Motivational, Success, Wise
You can’t keep a committed person from succeeding. By Anonymous Commitment, Motivational, Positive, Strong, Success
Advertising moves the goods—if it’s good advertising. Bad advertising doesn’t move the goods because it doesn’t move the buyers. By Anonymous Advertising, Customers, Emotion
Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques. The comfortable ones are worn out by a single generation. By Anonymous Comfort, Daily quotes, Funny, Pleasure
