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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. :) By Joe E. Lewis Diet, Dieting, Funny
Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Be as vague as possible: this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. By Harry Chapman Business, Committees, Doubt, Funny, Sarcastic
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong. By H. L. Mencken Funny, Problem solving
Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. By Sigmund Freud Depression, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
We at Chrysler borrow money the old-fashioned way. We pay it back. By Lee lacocca Borrowing, Credit, Economics, Funny, Money
Inflation is when you pay cash for something and they ask to see your driver’s license. By Anonymous Economics, Inflation
Economists and weather forecasters are the only people who can make an abundant living without ever being right. By Anonymous Credit, Economics, Forecasting, Weather
