A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. Anonymous Committees, Funny, Sarcasm, Sarcastic You May Also Like You know you’re getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age All the extraordinary men I have ever known were chiefly extraordinary in their own estimations. By Woodrow Wilson Comforting, Feel good, Funny, Humorous, Wise The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax. By Albert Einstein Business, Funny, Quotable, Short, Tax Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Be as vague as possible: this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. By Harry Chapman Business, Committees, Doubt, Funny, Sarcastic I refuse to admit that I am more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate. By Lady Nancy Astor (attrib.) Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age His wealth is superior to him. By West African saying Economics, Sarcastic, Value, Wealth You May Also Like from Anonymous Recession: When you lose your job. Depression: When I lose my job. By Anonymous Credit, Depression, Economics, Job, Recession Death is nature’s way of telling you to slow down. By Anonymous Death Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them couldn’t handle being laughed at. By Anonymous Ideas, Inspirational, Motivational, Positive, Uplifting Moderation in all things. By Anonymous Abstinence, Moderation, Wisdom, Wise Don’t Blame Yourself. Addiction is a disease. You didn’t cause it. You can’t cure it. And you can’t control it. It’s not your fault. Be gentle with yourself. By Anonymous Addiction, Habits He who hesitates is lost. By Anonymous Decision, Indecision
You know you’re getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
All the extraordinary men I have ever known were chiefly extraordinary in their own estimations. By Woodrow Wilson Comforting, Feel good, Funny, Humorous, Wise
The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax. By Albert Einstein Business, Funny, Quotable, Short, Tax
Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Be as vague as possible: this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. By Harry Chapman Business, Committees, Doubt, Funny, Sarcastic
I refuse to admit that I am more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate. By Lady Nancy Astor (attrib.) Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
Recession: When you lose your job. Depression: When I lose my job. By Anonymous Credit, Depression, Economics, Job, Recession
Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them couldn’t handle being laughed at. By Anonymous Ideas, Inspirational, Motivational, Positive, Uplifting
Don’t Blame Yourself. Addiction is a disease. You didn’t cause it. You can’t cure it. And you can’t control it. It’s not your fault. Be gentle with yourself. By Anonymous Addiction, Habits
