A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. Anonymous Committees, Funny, Sarcasm, Sarcastic You May Also Like … this world is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel. . . By Horace Walpole Funny, Life, Sarcastic Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. By Jules Renard Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic If only I had a little humility, I would be perfect. By Ted Turner (attrib.) Egotism, Funny, Narcissism Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who do. By Robert K. Mueller Egotism, Funny, Narcissism Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. By Josh Billings Borrowing, Credit, Economics, Income, Sarcastic The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons. By Ralph Waldo Emerson Funny, Trust You May Also Like from Anonymous Faults are thick where love is thin. By Anonymous Faults, Love, Relationship All are not saints that go to church. By Anonymous Religion Habit may be likened to a cable; every day we weave a thread, and soon we cannot break it. By Anonymous Addiction, Habits A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella when the weather is fair, and takes it away from you when it rains. By Anonymous Bankers, Banking, Rainy days, Sarcastic A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. By Anonymous Encouragement, Failure, Leadership, Praise, Success Rebellion is a phase that all children go through. By Anonymous Children, Rebellion
… this world is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel. . . By Horace Walpole Funny, Life, Sarcastic
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. By Jules Renard Funny, Love, Relationship, Romantic
If only I had a little humility, I would be perfect. By Ted Turner (attrib.) Egotism, Funny, Narcissism
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who do. By Robert K. Mueller Egotism, Funny, Narcissism
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. By Josh Billings Borrowing, Credit, Economics, Income, Sarcastic
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons. By Ralph Waldo Emerson Funny, Trust
Habit may be likened to a cable; every day we weave a thread, and soon we cannot break it. By Anonymous Addiction, Habits
A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella when the weather is fair, and takes it away from you when it rains. By Anonymous Bankers, Banking, Rainy days, Sarcastic
A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. By Anonymous Encouragement, Failure, Leadership, Praise, Success
