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We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. By Frank Moore Colby Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
How can you tell when inflation is bad? —If you drop a dollar on the street, you get a ticket for littering. By Anonymous Economics, Funny, Inflation
Nothing is ever accomplished by committee unless it consists of three members, one of who happens to be sick and the other absent. By HENDRIK VAN LOON Committee, Decision making, Funny, Time waste
The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them. By Robert Frost Funny, Status
Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember, even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than you do. It knows whether or not that light really does go out when the refrigerator door shuts. By Anonymous Funny, Humbleness, Knowledge, Modesty
A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women. By Anonymous Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
If you think nobody cares you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. By Anonymous Funny, Self-esteem
A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. By Anonymous Encouragement, Failure, Leadership, Praise, Success
The Coca Cola Company sold only four hundred Cokes in its first year of business. By Anonymous Discipline, Motivational, Perseverance, Self-Discipline, Uplifting