Computers are definitely smarter than people. When’s the last time you heard of six computers getting together to form a committee? :) Anonymous Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcasm You May Also Like Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. By Doc Blakeley Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. By Jimmy Breslin Addiction, Alcohol, Drink, Funny, Habits I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. By Samuel Goldwyn Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. :) By Anonymous Diet, Dieting, Funny People who say money can’t buy happiness just don’t know where to shop. By Tom Shivers Funny, Money, Shopping I have been rich and I have been poor. Rich is better. By Sophie Tucker Funny, Money, Rich You May Also Like from Anonymous Life should be measured by its breadth, not its length. By Anonymous Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Wisdom Rebellion is the sign of a healthy ego. By Anonymous Rebellion Love makes the world go ’round. By Anonymous Love, Romantic You can’t wait to buy a parachute when you need one. By Anonymous Insurance, Wisdom, Wise Once more—this time with feeling. By Anonymous Emotions, Feeling Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. By Anonymous Opportunity, Wise
Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. By Doc Blakeley Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. By Jimmy Breslin Addiction, Alcohol, Drink, Funny, Habits
I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. By Samuel Goldwyn Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management
People who say money can’t buy happiness just don’t know where to shop. By Tom Shivers Funny, Money, Shopping
Life should be measured by its breadth, not its length. By Anonymous Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Wisdom
Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. By Anonymous Opportunity, Wise
