Computers are definitely smarter than people. When’s the last time you heard of six computers getting together to form a committee? :) Anonymous Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcasm You May Also Like Since the crash, my broker sleeps like a baby. He wakes up every two hours and cries. By Anonymous Brokers, Funny, Sarcastic, Stock market, Wall-Street A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. By Barnett Cocks Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic Credit is a system whereby a person who can’t pay gets another person who can’t pay to guarantee that he can pay. By Charles Dickens Credit, Economics, Funny, Sarcastic Pay no attention to what the critics say. A statue has never been erected in honor of a critic. By JEAN SIBELIUS Criticism, Funny, Positive, Uplifting One often hears the remark “He talks too much,” but when did anyone last hear the criticism “He listens too much?” By NORMAN AUGUSTINE Advice, Funny, Listening, Powerful, Wise Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques. The comfortable ones are worn out by a single generation. By Anonymous Comfort, Daily quotes, Funny, Pleasure You May Also Like from Anonymous I may be forty, but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there’s never one around. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Middle Age Habit may be likened to a cable; every day we weave a thread, and soon we cannot break it. By Anonymous Addiction, Habits A talent is both gift and obligation. By Anonymous Talent To err is human, but to really screw up requires a computer. By Anonymous Mistakes, Technology No guts, no glory. By Anonymous Courage, Daily quotes, Daring, Life, Risk Fame is better than fortune. By Anonymous Fame, Fortune
Since the crash, my broker sleeps like a baby. He wakes up every two hours and cries. By Anonymous Brokers, Funny, Sarcastic, Stock market, Wall-Street
A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. By Barnett Cocks Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
Credit is a system whereby a person who can’t pay gets another person who can’t pay to guarantee that he can pay. By Charles Dickens Credit, Economics, Funny, Sarcastic
Pay no attention to what the critics say. A statue has never been erected in honor of a critic. By JEAN SIBELIUS Criticism, Funny, Positive, Uplifting
One often hears the remark “He talks too much,” but when did anyone last hear the criticism “He listens too much?” By NORMAN AUGUSTINE Advice, Funny, Listening, Powerful, Wise
Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques. The comfortable ones are worn out by a single generation. By Anonymous Comfort, Daily quotes, Funny, Pleasure
I may be forty, but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there’s never one around. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Middle Age
Habit may be likened to a cable; every day we weave a thread, and soon we cannot break it. By Anonymous Addiction, Habits
