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Hearing all this praise makes me feel like the soul on Judgment Day who rose, looked at the words on his tombstone, and remarked, “Either I’m in the wrong hole or someone is a terrible liar.” By Anonymus Awards, Funny, Praise
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. By Noel Coward (attrib.) Funny, Memory
If you would know what the Lord God thinks of money, you have only to look at those to whom He gives it. By Maurice Baring Funny, God, Money
Money can’t buy happiness, but it certainly doesn’t discourage it. By Anonymous Famous, Happiness, Happy, Money
Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I’ll show you a person who doesn’t have enough to do. By Anonymous Action, Funny, Meetings, Team work
