An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. Anonymous Conventions, Funny, Individuals, Resolution You May Also Like I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. By Noel Coward (attrib.) Funny, Memory Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? By Washington Irving Diet, Dieting, Funny My way of joking is to tell the truth; it’s the funniest joke in the world. By George Bernard Shaw Funny, Truth A resume is a balance sheet without any liabilities. By Robert Half Funny You can never be too rich or too thin. By Wallis Warfield Simpson Funny, Rich, Wealth I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind. By Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist You May Also Like from Anonymous Nature does nothing without a purpose. By Anonymous Purpose If you chase two rabbits, both will escape. By Anonymous Advice, Focus Let the facts speak for themselves. By Anonymous Facts If at first you don’t succeed, try reading the instructions. By Anonymous Success Conceit wouldn’t be so terrible if only the right people had it. By Anonymous Egotism Anger is one letter short of danger. By Anonymous Anger, Danger
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. By Noel Coward (attrib.) Funny, Memory
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? By Washington Irving Diet, Dieting, Funny
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it’s the funniest joke in the world. By George Bernard Shaw Funny, Truth
I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind. By Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
