Hearing all this praise makes me feel like the soul on Judgment Day who rose, looked at the words on his tombstone, and remarked, “Either I’m in the wrong hole or someone is a terrible liar.” Anonymus Awards, Funny, Praise You May Also Like There are no dumb customers. By Tripp Evans Business, Clients, Funny When a person tells you “I’ll let you know”—you know. By Olin Miller Decision, Funny, Indecision The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling. By Ambrose Bierce Business, Funny, Gambling A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. By Benjamin Franklin Funny, Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic I have been rich and I have been poor. Rich is better. By Sophie Tucker Funny, Money, Rich I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together at the White House—with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone. By John F. Kennedy America, Praise You May Also Like from Anonymus If a thing is worth having, it’s worth fighting for. By Anonymus Courage, Inspirational, Motivational, Positive, Powerful The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer. By Anonymus Achievement, Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Success Never look a gift horse in the mouth. By Anonymus Awards, Gift Action speaks louder than words. By Anonymus Action, Inspirational, Motivational, Powerful, Short Ambitious people don’t make excuses. By Anonymus Ambition, Motivational, Positive, Uplifting Excuses interest no one except the competition. By Anonymus Action, Inspirational, Motivational
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling. By Ambrose Bierce Business, Funny, Gambling
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. By Benjamin Franklin Funny, Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic
I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together at the White House—with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone. By John F. Kennedy America, Praise
If a thing is worth having, it’s worth fighting for. By Anonymus Courage, Inspirational, Motivational, Positive, Powerful
The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer. By Anonymus Achievement, Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Success
