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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. By Elbert Hubbard Age, Aging, Funny, Men, Middle Age
He would come in and say he changed his mind—which was a gilded figure of speech, because he didn’t have any. By Mark Twain Decision, Funny, Mind
The longer the title, the less important the job. By George McGovern Bosses, Business, Funny, Management
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. :) By Joe E. Lewis Diet, Dieting, Funny
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling. By Ambrose Bierce Business, Funny, Gambling
