If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum. Chinese proverb Funny, Light, Quotable, Revenge You May Also Like One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I’m having a good time. By Lady Nancy Astor Drink, Funny Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. By Cicero Gratitude, Revenge A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something. By WILSON MIZNER Knowledge, Listening, Meaningful, Quotable, Wise You can never be too rich or too thin. By Wallis Warfield Simpson Funny, Rich, Wealth Laughter is inner jogging. By Norman Cousins Funny, Jogging, Laughter, Life, Wise I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind. By Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist You May Also Like from Chinese proverb Don’t be “consistent,” but be simply true. By Chinese proverb Sales, Salespeople, Selling The man who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the man who is doing. By Chinese proverb Motivational, Pessimist, Powerful, Quotable You must scale the mountain if you would view the plain. By Chinese proverb Vision He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. By Chinese proverb Action, Funny, Inspirational, Motivational, Wait Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead. By Chinese proverb Abstinence, Funny, Kindness, Moderation If you wish to be happy for an hour, get intoxicated. If you wish to be happy for three days, get married. If you wish to be happy for eight days, kill your pig and eat it. But if you wish to be happy forever, become a gardener. By Chinese proverb Happiness
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I’m having a good time. By Lady Nancy Astor Drink, Funny
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something. By WILSON MIZNER Knowledge, Listening, Meaningful, Quotable, Wise
I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind. By Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
The man who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the man who is doing. By Chinese proverb Motivational, Pessimist, Powerful, Quotable
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. By Chinese proverb Action, Funny, Inspirational, Motivational, Wait
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead. By Chinese proverb Abstinence, Funny, Kindness, Moderation
If you wish to be happy for an hour, get intoxicated. If you wish to be happy for three days, get married. If you wish to be happy for eight days, kill your pig and eat it. But if you wish to be happy forever, become a gardener. By Chinese proverb Happiness
