A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. Edgar Watson Howe Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age, Women You May Also Like The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. By Mark Twain Drink, Food, Funny, Health No man would listen to you talk if he didn’t know it was his turn next. By ED HOWE Advice, Funny, Nice, Teamwork, Wise People who say money can’t buy happiness just don’t know where to shop. By Tom Shivers Funny, Money, Shopping “Excuse me, but can you tell me how I can get to Carnegie Hall?” the tourist asked a New York City cop. “Practice, practice, practice,” he replied. By Anonymous Discipline, Funny, Hard work, Perseverance, Self-Discipline I have my faults, but being wrong ain’t one of them. By JIMMY HOFFA Funny, Light, Quotable, Short Psychology is the science of predicting how people behave—and explaining why they don’t. By Anonymous Funny, Psychology You May Also Like from Edgar Watson Howe When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn’t got any. By Edgar Watson Howe Money, Poor If you don’t leam to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you grow old. By Edgar Watson Howe Age, Aging, Fun, Laughter, Old age If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. By Edgar Watson Howe Law, Lawyer Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public. By Edgar Watson Howe Deception, Lies No man’s credit is as good as his money. By Edgar Watson Howe Credit, Economics, Money A modest man is usually admired—if people ever hear of him. By Edgar Watson Howe Fame, Modesty
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. By Mark Twain Drink, Food, Funny, Health
No man would listen to you talk if he didn’t know it was his turn next. By ED HOWE Advice, Funny, Nice, Teamwork, Wise
People who say money can’t buy happiness just don’t know where to shop. By Tom Shivers Funny, Money, Shopping
“Excuse me, but can you tell me how I can get to Carnegie Hall?” the tourist asked a New York City cop. “Practice, practice, practice,” he replied. By Anonymous Discipline, Funny, Hard work, Perseverance, Self-Discipline
Psychology is the science of predicting how people behave—and explaining why they don’t. By Anonymous Funny, Psychology
When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn’t got any. By Edgar Watson Howe Money, Poor
If you don’t leam to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you grow old. By Edgar Watson Howe Age, Aging, Fun, Laughter, Old age
If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. By Edgar Watson Howe Law, Lawyer
Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public. By Edgar Watson Howe Deception, Lies
